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Old Apr 29, 2011, 08:35 PM
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Fair warning to meteorological dorks

The saying is "April showers bring May Flowers."

Not "April showers bring May snow."

There seemed to be some confusion on that point last year we will not put up with this year. Fair warning.
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Old Apr 29, 2011, 08:46 PM
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this year it is...

"April snow birngs May snow, which in turn brings June flooding"

yo's officially warned xD
Old Jul 21, 2011, 06:58 PM
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If Chuck Norris was a meteorologist, this would be his forecast EVERY day:

"Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of pain."
Old Jul 22, 2011, 12:24 AM
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If Chuck Norris was a meteorologist, this would be his forecast EVERY day:

"Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of pain."
Whatever. Clearly you know nothing about Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris was a weather man, he wouldn't forecast the weather, he'd just tell it what to do.

Your Chuck Norris wears skirts and plays with dolls. Our Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Old Jul 22, 2011, 12:59 AM
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Juan, wherever you come from, and wherever you are going, must be a nice place. You seem like an all right kind of fruit.
Old Jul 28, 2011, 09:18 AM
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Fabio Weather Report | Old Spice Mano a Mano (1 min 45 sec)
Old Jun 12, 2012, 06:16 PM
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Q: Why did the blonde think the meteorologist's sunny forecast was wrong?

A: Because she drove through the car wash.

Q: And why did everyone else think the forecast was wrong?

A: Because it came from a meteorologist.
Old Jun 12, 2012, 06:29 PM
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Cliff!!!!!!!!!!! Your alive!
Old Jun 12, 2012, 07:53 PM
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Yes, I took a quick break from meteorology school to say hi.
Old Oct 15, 2012, 06:45 PM
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How to become an ex-meteorologist.

Old Oct 15, 2012, 07:41 PM
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I chuckled lol
Old Oct 16, 2012, 12:33 PM
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LOL, good one, Dan!
Old Feb 10, 2013, 09:04 PM
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Forget about global warming -- in January I had to do some LIPO WARMING

KSL is reporting that January was the coldest month since 1949. I believe it. Although I normally keep my lipos in the garage, I had to move them into the house in January to get them warm enough to work.

I had to do the same thing back in '49.
Old Feb 10, 2013, 10:10 PM
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Rather the Hobby King ad's than the "Hubby King" ad's.


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