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Old Dec 16, 2010, 11:06 AM
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Ohhh, I thought that was part of the 12 days of Christmas. By the way, it was delicious!!!!!! Thanks and we will see you Sunday night.
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Old Dec 21, 2010, 08:10 PM
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Thanks alot, meteorologists! You ruined my view of the lunar eclipse last night.
Old Dec 21, 2010, 08:43 PM
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Lunar Eclipse BAAAHHH! They're ruining my time off with shoveling snow instead of flying planes!
Old Dec 21, 2010, 10:25 PM
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Be glad you only have to worry about shoveling snow off your driveway, not dipping bucketfuls of the Virgin River out of your basement. Those St. George meteorologists appear to be a particularly cruel bunch.
Old Dec 23, 2010, 01:12 AM
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I'm anxiously awaiting global warming.
Old Dec 23, 2010, 01:44 AM
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Yes, I often long for global warming when I'm out flying in the winter and can't feel my fingers any more.
Old Dec 26, 2010, 09:13 PM
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Whenever people have mentioned global warming on this thread, I've wondered whether we should expand the thread beyond meteorologists to include climatologists. I think that we should. And, while we're at it, why not expand it to include any liars we can think of? Here's the first few that came to mind:

Meteorologist = someone who lies to ruin your flying plans one weekend at a time.
Climatologist = someone who lies to ruin your flying plans forever.
Communist = someone who lies to steal from the masses
Minimalist = someone who lies to save time
Marketing Consultant = someone who lies to sell something
Lawyer = someone who lies without even trying
Engineer = someone who lies about having a girlfriend

And....last but not least.....

RC Addict = someone who lies awake at night, wishing he was flying, and then finally falls asleep and dreams of flying
Old Dec 26, 2010, 09:57 PM
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Engineer = someone who lies about having a girlfriend

I can neither confirm nor deny this.
Old Dec 27, 2010, 06:22 PM
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Kinda like the meteorologist on the day after a botched forecast -- neither confirming nor denying that he ever made the forecast in the first place.
Old Dec 27, 2010, 06:51 PM
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100% chance of weather for the rest of the week.
Old Dec 27, 2010, 10:38 PM
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100% chance that meteorologists would disagree with that. Even the most assertive, overconfident, outspoken meteorologist on the planet isn't going to commit to 100% of ANYTHING. It would be against their nature.

Even in a job interview --

Network executive: Impressive resume you have here.

Meteorologist: 80% chance that I would agree with you on a subjective statement like that.

Network executive: Okay....well, I see that you graduated in the top of your class.

Meteorologist: 55% chance that my academic performance will carry over into actual job performance.

Network executive: Ummm....your letters of reference are excellent.

Meteorologist: 30% chance that those are reliable or even relevant.

Network executive: Excellent, based on your answers, I see you've got exactly what we need for this job. You're hired! You saw the advertised salary, correct?

Meteorologist: Yes, and I'm willing to work for 80% of that.
Old Dec 29, 2010, 01:20 PM
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It's a shame to waste today's perfect south sloping wind by timing it with precipitation and colder temps. What will these meteorologists think of next?
Old Apr 26, 2011, 12:49 PM
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I was kinda hoping it would be warmer in Global Warming.
Old Apr 26, 2011, 03:33 PM
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We are going to have to start carrying snorkels in our flight boxes.


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