What a chuckle . . .

Here's the list.

My favorite one is "fashion disaster" - "Designers and industry experts fear that the traditional seasonal collections which have formed the backbone of the business may become meaningless due to increasing unpredictability of the weather."

Good chuckle
Invasion of cats.......

Thanks for posting this Viper, I never realized that acne was caused by global warming.

It's all very well to be scornful. Truth is you do not know, and I do not know. Unless you believe there is a conspiracy amongst a majority of scientists, there is an apparent good case for global warming being part caused by us. This is reasonably credible, and is potentially so serious, that we ignore it at our peril. There are undoubtedly positive feedbacks that will agravate any temperature increase. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I should put my money on the oil industry muddying the waters. The damage could be disasrous. The costs of dealing with it are by no means beyond our capability.

The damage could be disasrous, but fixing it might also be, so let's start now! Something must be done, even if it's wrong.

Originally Posted by kenDJIPhantom2

It's all very well to be scornful. Truth is you do not know, and I do not know. Unless you believe there is a conspiracy amongst a majority of scientists, there is an apparent good case for global warming being part caused by us. This is reasonably credible, and is potentially so serious, that we ignore it at our peril. There are undoubtedly positive feedbacks that will agravate any temperature increase. If I were a conspiracy theorist, I should put my money on the oil industry muddying the waters. The damage could be disasrous. The costs of dealing with it are by no means beyond our capability.

There's only a conspiracy needed if you're unaware of the omnipresent faults present in all humans which scientific method is designed to weed out, but it only works when you follow it. Otherwise desires for personal advancement, professional advancement, prestige, grants, acceptance, vanity, power lust, and everything else creeps in and results in groupthink, individual by individual with zero organization necessary

Originally Posted by kenDJIPhantom2

It's all very well to be scornful. Truth is you do not know, and I do not know. Unless you believe there is a conspiracy amongst a majority of scientists,

Only a fake claim of "consensus".

Originally Posted by madsci_guy

Only a fake claim of "consensus".

Real. Fact. No respected climate scientist denies it. Google it.

Originally Posted by madsci_guy

Only a fake claim of "consensus".

Right-wing myth. Crap like this comes from the fossil fuel industry.

Originally Posted by Depronicus

Right-wing myth. Crap like this comes from the fossil fuel industry.

I also don't like the fossil fuel industry. I've done a lot of research on the rockefellers and history since. Very evil!! I don't work in the industry.

I also wouldn't have an income or the lifestyle I do without it and I'm sure you'd have to admit that also.

Co2 is gassed off to make a bicycle and the tires and chains and brake pads that wear out even if all the energy to produce it is wind powered.

However we will need to use it sparingly and effectively to develope the future clean energy to get off it before it is all used up.

How else are we supposed to build and transport those big wind generators and solar panels? Bicycle? You pedal I'll steer!

Originally Posted by flyerjohn

Real. Fact. No respected climate scientist denies it. Google it.

You should do more research on scientists.
All the way back to Aristotle, Soctrates and Plato, even Einstein. They have a dark side. They know things you don't. They belonged to secret societies and yes they have an agenda just as the ones now do. Not that they're entirely evil. They just think on a different level than most of the sheeple.

Originally Posted by Jarco 5.5

You should do more research on scientists.
All the way back to Aristotle, Soctrates and Plato, even Einstein. They have a dark side. They know things you don't. They belonged to secret societies and yes they have an agenda just as the ones now do. Not that they're entirely evil. They just think on a different level than most of the sheeple.

The Simpsons: Stonecutters Song "We Do" (0 min 46 sec)

Holy deadthread Batman.

Despite claims to the contrary, orange cats do not contribute to climate change.

Friday Hooters 20% off after 7pm? i am really hot after being in the global warming sun all day.