Originally posted by DNA
you're always in Dyer. No left turn, no right turn, no U turn.
It's either Joe's Burger Bar or Toot & Tell It.
All our roads in town are circular so it's like the roach motel once you get in you never get out.
Joe's has great milk shakes (Not that I've ever had a large with extra malt that would be fattening.), Toot-N-Tell-It is one of those places where the old boys stare at you when you walk in wondering just who in tarnation is that stranger anyways!
Where's the "And you have to wait till the light turns green" part of the sign? Did you edit that out???!!!