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Aug 05, 2002, 03:07 PM
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No place like Texas! (Just for you all in Texas)


The coach had put together the perfect team
> >> >for the Dallas Cowboys. The only thing that was
> >> >missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted
> >> >all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he
> >> >couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure
> >> >a Super Bowl win.
> >> >
> >> >Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a
> >> >war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the
> >> >background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier
> >> >with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade
> >> >straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away,
> >> >ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a
> >> >group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away, ka-blooey!
> >> >Then a car passed, going 90mph, bulls-eye!
> >> >
> >> >"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself.
> >> >"He has the perfect arm!" So, he brings him to
> >> >the States and teaches him the great game of
> >> >football, and the Cowboys go on to win the Super Bowl.
> >> >
> >> >The young Bosnian is hailed as the Great Hero
> >> >of football, and when Coach asks him what he
> >> >wants, all the young man wants to do is to
> >> >call his mother.
> >> >
> >> >"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the
> >> >Super Bowl." "I don't want to talk to you," the
> >> >old woman says. "You deserted us. You are
> >> >not my son."
> >> >
> >> >"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the
> >> >young man pleads. "I just won the greatest
> >> >sporting event in the world. I'm here among
> >> >thousands of my adoring fans."
> >> >
> >> >"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts.
> >> >"At this very moment, there are gunshots
> >> >all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
> >> >rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within
> >> >an inch of their lives last week, and this week
> >> >your sister was raped in broad daylight."
> >> >The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,
> >> >".. I'll never forgive you for making us move to Dallas!
Aug 10, 2002, 09:50 AM
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Heh.


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