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Oct 17, 2005, 05:04 AM
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New Zealnd Invaeds Austraila


Well we were going to but couldn't afford the airfare (Flaming fuel surcharges)

I mean really whats the point they get all hot and bothered got all these things that bit and posion ya

They would probably retaliate with those Cricket sized hail stones they had last week knowing them.

I know we'll slowly all move over there and take them over that way they are a bit slow on the up take at times.
Oct 17, 2005, 05:34 AM
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"New Zealnd Invaeds Austraila"

I don't think the UN will let you do it until you are big enough to be able to spell it.
Don't worry, it can't be long now....you Hobbit!!

hugh
Oct 17, 2005, 09:46 AM
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Nah, you could never invade us because we've got a secret weapon. We'd show you a sheep and you'd all go weak at the knees
Oct 17, 2005, 12:31 PM
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Now come on it was late in the night.:0)

Well we could ply ya with wine (ours is better) and some Amber liquad then that'll sort ya out.
Oct 17, 2005, 12:33 PM
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He is not mis-spelling. He is typing with an accent.
Oct 17, 2005, 09:02 PM
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Just got paid Sluf? :P
Oct 17, 2005, 09:24 PM
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That' enough, both of you. Oh, and don't forget, the Northern Hemisphere is always on top!
Oct 17, 2005, 10:01 PM
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New Zealand has invaded Australia many times in the past. They hit the beach running too. The only problem is the first place they come across is the Randwick Rugby club. "Awww, choice Bro!" they cry. "Cheap puss and proper football" and that's as far as they go
Oct 18, 2005, 05:07 AM
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Dont know about invade, but they sure know how to sponge off our welfare.
Oct 18, 2005, 05:18 AM
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Dont be silly!!


For God's sake, give them welfare. Imagine the horror if they all started busking!! Imagine "Stirwie to Heeven" , "Lit et Bee" or "Highwei suxty win". All done acapella outside the Pub.

hugh
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Oct 18, 2005, 06:40 AM
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New Zealand is really a most beautiful country...

...spoiled only by the presence of New Zealanders
Oct 18, 2005, 07:33 AM
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lmfao
Oct 18, 2005, 07:35 AM
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I, myself have moved to queensland, and was remarking to another foriegner from down south, how hard it is to find a native queenslander.

you kiwis can have bondi
Oct 18, 2005, 10:24 AM
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From a "foreign" perspective, the question would need to be asked...WHY?
Though I suppose Komet answered it.

mw (tryin' to stay ouddavit but not succeeding)
Oct 18, 2005, 01:32 PM
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Ah well all good responses . Rich they pay you WOW.

Welfare is a a RIGHT if it's done right you can get it.

Queensland isn't part of Aussie anyways well thats what they reckon

Mark howzit. Ah why well cause there's Austrailans to be getting at it's a national sport on both sides of the Tasman. We usually win most off the time we only let them win other wise they get a bit toey about it.

As for the Rugby club and Beer well at least we can afford to by it MATE. The only reason theres so many NZERS there as the Aussies don't know how to make all the things at work go.


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