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Apr 20, 2002, 11:46 AM
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The Fishing Trip


The Fishing Trip

A couple went on a vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband
liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the
wife decided to take the boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and
returned to reading her book.
Along came a conservation officer in his boat. He pulled up along side her
and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book" she
replied as she thought to herself, "duh -- isn't it obvious?" "You're in a
restricted fishing area" he informed her.
"But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" Yes, Ma'am, but you
have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate
woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the officer.
"Yes, that's true, she replied, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL OF THIS STORY:
Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also
think.