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Oct 23, 2020, 04:59 PM
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In the writer's room - continued


Our beloved RGB has died and Trump wants to replace her before the election. Trump picks his A-lister choice – the GOP wants to rush it through, the Dem’s fight it but it gets pushed thru the confirmation hearings, in this dream, the choice refuses the post. Time runs out, the horn blows and it’s too late game over. The next President picks the judges. RIP RBG

In another dream
New game show idea called “WHO WANTS TO BE AMERICA’S NEXT PRESIDENT?” Hosted by Alex Trebec with game show podiums, buzzers and insta-fact checking with automated scores revealing points deducted for each false fact or lie.
Final Round is called the ‘dunk tank round’. Contestants sit above a water tank filled from our very own Flint, Michigan and once the point level goes negative, so splashes the liar.

Episode 4 an homage to Dr. Strangelove (all black and white) “Gentlemen you can’t fight in here, this is the war room
Or “Nightmare on Pennsylvania Avenue” where we return to the Dunk tank and the contestants have both been exposed to the waters of Flint. And in keeping with DJT’s previous and unseemly association with the Miss America pageant – Trump and Biden have to do a swim suit competition.

Plus the snarkiest of Republicans and Democrats make up a panel of 3 each to provide commentary on the competition. It will not be pretty, well some of them are pretty, the others are pretty awful.
Mitch McConnell VS Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Lindsay Graham VS Nancy Pelosi
Rush Limbaugh VS Rachel Maddow

Before all this happens Trumpy is asleep and dreaming he shows up for the debate and he’s greeted like at a Trump rally. The scene looks like it’s staked and pitched in his favor. He has the best answers Man, Woman, Television….

So he wins the debate 100 to Zero. Then he wakes up and goes to the game show. At that point the nightmare begins
Evil laughter…bwwhahhh-ha-ha-ha
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