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Oct 22, 2020, 07:52 PM
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Shooting Down Boats

Side bar – “Shooting down boats” is not on my Presidential Crazy Sound Bite Bingo Card
A communique was received today by the SLA – which you may remember from the 1970’s when Patty Hearst was kidnapped and turned. The conspiracy theory was that she arranged it all and it wasn’t the Stockholm syndrome at all. We’ll go with that theory, that Barron was always a little just like his dad until opening his 3rd eye while in the company of the SLA – Ayahuasca may have been involved – and as you know, once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it.
Episode 3 – He finally gets some intelligence even thought it’s artificial. “In a Pig’s Brain” [cameo appearance by Elon Musk] Basically, DJT has a stroke or? Elon Musk convinces him to get a brain chip so that he has “the best answers” and “the most real facts” in his debates with Biden.
Whenever Elon Musk puts a chip in a pig’s brain something goes kinda funny. The chip is made in Wauweh, China and has an exploitable back door access that Tik Toker’s hack into periodically. They can’t do it all the time but only under certain circumstances, at first they make him blurt out words like Turret’s syndrome. Then later they add bursts of dance moves.
Pretty soon we see him saluting the flag while tap dancing like Shirley Temple, like dancing with the Stars (& Stripes) and soon there is a posse dance chorus line style of the entire cabinet, hangers on and cronies dancing in union.
The opinion of his base remains unchanged as they are impressed with his talent.
Last edited by MsWinchdoc; Oct 23, 2020 at 02:04 PM.
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