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Apr 12, 2002, 04:57 PM
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Rules For Cutting Your Own Firewood


RULES FOR CUTTING YOUR OWN FIREWOOD
> 1. Park twice as far from the tree as the tree is
>tall.
> 2. Never park downhill from the tree you are
>cutting down.
> 3. The fact that you live within driving distance
>of a forrest
> does not make you a lumberjack.
> 4. Just to be on the safe side, always borrow your
>buddy's
>truck.


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