Thread Tools
Jul 21, 2019, 11:34 PM
Registered User
rockyboy2's Avatar
Thread OP
Discussion

Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach


https://www.foxnews.com/travel/wild-...maryland-beach
Jul 21, 2019, 11:57 PM
Equinsu Ocha
Lightnin's Avatar
Tough way to get a vasectomy.
Jul 22, 2019, 12:19 AM
Registered User
Neutered!
Latest blog entry: Later peeps
Jul 22, 2019, 04:19 AM
Wake up, feel pulse, be happy!
Piece's Avatar
The horse should be checked for rabies.
Latest blog entry: Jeti ESC resto-mod
Jul 22, 2019, 05:24 AM
Registered User
No worries here. No wild horses at the beach I live close to!

We only just have an occasional alligator, sharks and sting rays. Lots of dolphins out of late also.
Jul 22, 2019, 05:53 AM
Registered User
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockyboy2

Wild horse kicks swimsuit-clad tourist in the groin at Maryland beach


https://www.foxnews.com/travel/wild-...maryland-beach
I don't get it. Why was this tourist in the groin at Maryland beach? What did he do, just wake up one morning and say to himself "I think I'll go hang around in the groin today?"
Jul 22, 2019, 07:15 AM
You can't take the sky from me
cfircav8r's Avatar
With that bathing suit, he deserved it. He must be European. Short of bodybuilding or competition swimming, no American would wear that.
Jul 22, 2019, 10:12 AM
Registered User
We tent camped on Assateague every several years when I was a kid, but we also had horses at home and knew to keep our distance from the ponies. It was funny to watch when someone left cereal out on their picnic table and returned to find ponies feeding.
Jul 22, 2019, 10:12 AM
I'm Kind of a Big Deal
Tarpon Shawn's Avatar
The idiot is lucky. People think these wild animals are like the ones in Disney movies.

When I was in high school the father of one of my friends was kicked in the groin by their horse. I think he was in the hospital for at least a week.
Jul 22, 2019, 10:18 AM
Registered User
RMSlinkers's Avatar
Guy was asking for it and he got it.
Jul 22, 2019, 10:38 AM
Useful Idiot
Are you ure it wasn't a misspelling of groyne?
Jul 22, 2019, 02:26 PM
Suspended Account
Now the guy is brain damaged.
Jul 22, 2019, 02:47 PM
Registered User
T.D.'s Avatar
Quote:
Originally Posted by cfircav8r
With that bathing suit, he deserved it. He must be European. Short of bodybuilding or competition swimming, no American would wear that.

Yeah! American beach goers are way too classy and masculine to ever wear something like that.
Jul 22, 2019, 03:23 PM
You can't take the sky from me
cfircav8r's Avatar
I stand corrected. Maybe it should be no American with a modicum of class or modesty would wear one. Either way it is not your average American swimwear option. An extreme minority of US beach goers.
Jul 22, 2019, 07:11 PM
Registered User
Peacemakr40's Avatar
So a mare created a gelding


Quick Reply
Message:

Thread Tools

Similar Threads
Category Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Contest July Cookie Toss at El Dorado Park in Long Beach - July 9, 2016 MattN Hand Launch 27 Jul 11, 2016 12:11 PM
Discussion Looking for slope sites at the beach in Ventura area splash1 Slope 4 Jun 16, 2016 09:37 PM
Contest April Cookie Toss at El Dorado Park in Long Beach - April 16, 2016 MattN Hand Launch 36 Apr 17, 2016 12:48 PM
Contest F3K Fun-Fly at El Dorado Park in Long Beach - March 12, 2016 MattN Hand Launch 67 Mar 15, 2016 09:56 PM
Contest F3K Fun-Fly at El Dorado Park in Long Beach - Dec 5, 2015 MattN Hand Launch 83 Feb 08, 2016 01:51 AM