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Feb 20, 2002, 05:44 PM
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Redneck vasectomy... a true story!


After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that
could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
Less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry
bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it,
put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb
in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He
held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, Tennessee, and West
Virginia.
Feb 20, 2002, 06:04 PM
Senior Member
calls to mind the James Carville story after a Democratic Party meeting in western Kentucky...
"Do you think ignorance or apathy is a bigger problem in getting people to vote here?"
"Well Mr. Carville, we don't know what you're talking about, and we don't care."
Feb 20, 2002, 09:27 PM
Registered User

Redneck Vasectomy


Question: How do you give a hillbilly a vesectomy?
Kick his sister in the teeth.
Was this ok? I thought it was durn funny