View Poll Results: Hamsters Or Penguins ?
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Dec 09, 2015, 09:35 PM
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And a precocious young girl with dreams of being a 'cleaner'. Awesome movie. Luc Besson's second best. 9 out of 10 hamsters.
+1 dude!

Am off to my pit. Tonight has been "Emotional"

Take it easy.
Dec 09, 2015, 09:38 PM
Rum River watershed
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Public Health here is a joke. What's funnier is taking out private now costs extra for every year over 30 you didn't take it out. Supposed to get young people into Private, makes old people unable to afford it. I have no sufficient expletives to answer that clever idea.
Try our corporate for profit health system:

"Oh boy you're sick! How much money do you have?"
"Cure you? No no no. You'll quit paying and my Mercedes payment is coming due."
"Here's a regimen of 47 new drugs. Why? Oh, then I get a trip to Tahiti."
"We can help you, but your insurance doesn't cover heart attacks except on Tuesday between 7 and 10."
Dec 09, 2015, 09:38 PM
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Took me about two minutes to watch that last video clip. Damn slow internet service.
Hang in there Lycan, we need you. Hope you get to feeling better.
Liked your Meatloaf reference too.
Dec 09, 2015, 09:39 PM
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Like a hamster out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
When the night is over
Like a hamster out of hell
I'll be gone gone gone.
Like a hamster out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes.
But when the day is done and the sun goes down,
and the moonlights shining through,
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven,
I'll come crawling on back to you.

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike.
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart,
Still beating,
Breaking out of my body,
And flying away,

Like a hamster out of hell.
Like a hamster out of hell.
Like a hamster out of hell.
Oh like a hamster out of hell!
Oh like a hamster out of hell!
Like a hamster out of hell!
Wonder how hamster meatloaf would be?
Dec 09, 2015, 10:32 PM
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Wonder how hamster meatloaf would be?
This?
Dec 09, 2015, 10:34 PM
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Took me about two minutes to watch that last video clip. Damn slow internet service.
Hang in there Lycan, we need you. Hope you get to feeling better.
Liked your Meatloaf reference too.
My sarcasm is needed? And my passive aggressiveness? Oh shucks
Dec 10, 2015, 12:21 AM
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A penguin takes his car into the shop one day, since it isn't working right. the mechanic says he'll be an hour checking on what's wrong, so the penguin goes down the street to the ice cream shop, ordering a big sundae to eat and pass the time. It's a pretty hot day, and penguins aren't the neatest, so the penguin ends up covered in melted ice cream, and returns to the mechanic without cleaning up.

The mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal."

"No," the penguin insisted, "it's just ice cream."
Dec 10, 2015, 12:50 AM
Mea hamster olet bacarum
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Mick and Paddy are walking down the road, when the pass the local church. Mick turns to Paddy and says "One moment, Paddy, I just need to go and say confession".

Mick goes into the confessional and says "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned"
"How have you sinned, my son?" asked the priest.
"I've committed adultery, Father."
"Oh, have you now" replied the priest "And who did you commit it with, then?"
"Father, I couldn't possibly tell you who"
"Sure, it was the barmaid Brigid Flaherty, wasn't it?"
"No, Father it wasn't her."
"Well, it must have been Maureen O'Flynn, then?"
"No father it wasn't her, either"
"Well for sure it was that shameless hussy Maryha Bourke"
"No, Father, it wasn't her. I told you, I can't possibly give away who it was"
"Alright then, if that's the way you want it" replied the priest "For your pennance you're to say 5 Our Fathers and put a pound in the poor box"

Back outside, Paddy says to Mick "Well then, what did you get?"
"Three dead certainties for tonight!"
Dec 10, 2015, 01:09 AM
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Good jokes

Don't forget your BG socks game. I'm up to 1412 points.
Dec 10, 2015, 01:17 AM
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Good jokes

Don't forget your BG socks game. I'm up to 1412 points.
Just under 1300.
Dec 10, 2015, 02:40 AM
Mea hamster olet bacarum
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I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. I placed an order with a certain Chinese merchant whose name rhymes with BeerGuest, and the order shipped within the expected 3-5 day processing time. This is some seriously weird shite.
Dec 10, 2015, 02:45 AM
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I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. I placed an order with a certain Chinese merchant whose name rhymes with BeerGuest, and the order shipped within the expected 3-5 day processing time. This is some seriously weird shite.
I wasn't expecting my v686g until Xmas. I'll already have broken it by then! Now will have to order something new for Xmas? Suggestions? Wish the Helicarrier shipping wasn't so expensive. Good deal on white MJX X600 with free shipping but not really a sports flyer I think? Already have v666tx and MJX X400 Tx on order. Anyone see any good deals around?

(Chasing cats with FPV is freakin' fun! )
Dec 10, 2015, 04:00 AM
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OMG OMG OMG I found my Xmas present. Iron Maiden Headphones! Perfect for listening to Book Of Souls or the remaster of Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son.

(My Sennheisers probably sound better)

Iron Maiden & Onkyo release ED-PH0N3S (7 min 38 sec)


As a reward have the one time they told The Irons they couldn't do it live and had to use a backing track. They didn't like that. Very subtle about it though


Iron Maiden - Wasted Years [Funny] - HD (4 min 0 sec)


If you're not familiar with the Irons we have the lead singer playing bass and drums, the bassist doing vocals and drums, the drummer on lead guitar and someone playing an amplifier.
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Dec 10, 2015, 05:58 AM
Mea hamster olet bacarum
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If you're not familiar with the Irons we have the lead singer playing bass and drums, the bassist doing vocals and drums, the drummer on lead guitar and someone playing an amplifier.
That's freaking hilarious...

Continuing the dirty joke contest:

A bloke goes to the doctor and says that he has a problem with his digestion. The doctor asks "oh, what exactly is wrong?"
"Well, I have really bad wind, but the weird thing is, you can't hear it, and you can't smell it."
"Right, well that's unusual. I don't suppose you could, uh, give me a demonstration?"
"Trust me, Doc, that's not going to be a problem" replied the bloke "Get a load of this!"
With that he let rip what could only be described as a triple thunderclap.
"Uh, oh, right, yeah, I can see we have some problems to deal with here" says the doctor.
"Oh, really? Is it bad? What has to happen?"
"Well, first" says the doctor "we're gonna get your hearing sorted, and then we'll fix your sense of smell."
Dec 10, 2015, 06:34 AM
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A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter. He asks the man, “Where did you get such a big lighter?”

The man replies,”See that man playing piano over there? He’s a genie and he’ll grant you one wish.”

So the guy walks over to the genie and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” All of a sudden the room fills up with a million ducks.

The man walks over to the guy with the lighter and says, “That genie is a little hard of hearing isn’t he.”

The guy replies, “No kidding! You think I asked for a 14 inch Bic!”


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