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Jun 03, 2004, 02:18 AM
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And God Spoke Unto Moses...


Yes, there IS a God!
Jun 03, 2004, 06:56 AM
LcJ
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and all God's children said, "Amen."

I like you use of "IS". "WAS" and "WILL BE" complete the timeliness of GOD.

Peace,
LcJ
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Jun 03, 2004, 07:00 AM
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Very nice pic spadplanter, "Nature" at it's best......Amazing what billions of years of "evolution" will do
Last edited by gouch; Jun 03, 2004 at 07:03 AM.
Jun 03, 2004, 07:32 AM
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... and by the look if it, He's pretty ticked off.

Highflight
Jun 03, 2004, 08:31 AM
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God is a cloud?
Jun 03, 2004, 09:19 AM
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BigFoot 48,

At times He has appeared as such:

20 And they took their journey from Succoth, and encamped in Etham, in the edge of the wilderness.
21 And the LORD went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to give them light; to go by day and night:
22 He took not away the pillar of the cloud by day, nor the pillar of fire by night, from before the people.

Peace,
LcJ
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Jun 03, 2004, 10:09 AM
These go to eleven...
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Behold He comes! Riding on the clouds!
Shining like the sun! At the trumpet call
Lift your voice! It's the year of Jubilee!
And out of Zion's hill salvation comes!
Jun 03, 2004, 10:55 AM
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And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with its mash our enemies to tiny bits."And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean..
Jun 03, 2004, 02:49 PM
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God is a cloud?
And, I suppose, in a vapour trail in an otherwise cloudless sky this afternoon.
Jun 03, 2004, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Sloper Mario
And Saint Attila raised the Holy Hand Grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy Hand Grenade, and with its mash our enemies to tiny bits."And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and stoats, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and lima bean..
Skip on a bit, brother

I love the ending:

"... being the third number having been reached, lobbest thou thy holy hand grenade towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Matt
Jun 03, 2004, 09:28 PM
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Is that from Montey Python and the Holy Grail? Its been way to long since the last time I saw that movie.
Jun 03, 2004, 09:39 PM
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ISAIAH 40:31
But those who wait on the Lord
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
They shall run and not be weary,
They shall walk and not faint.
Jun 04, 2004, 01:45 AM
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And on the 8th day HE proclaimed "I shall show daily visions of MY power and grace...Let not ye taketh piccies of these visions...lest ye haveth a 5Mp digital camera and the patience of the lowliest sheep herder to perfectly capture the light"

CANON 01:01
Jun 04, 2004, 02:05 AM
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And on the 8th day HE proclaimed "I shall show daily visions of MY power and grace...Let not ye taketh piccies of these visions...lest ye haveth a 5Mp digital camera and the patience of the lowliest sheep herder to perfectly capture the light"

CANON 01:01
Can it go any further? Even the supreme being's splitting infinitives
Jun 04, 2004, 02:10 AM
I can TOO fly!
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Originally Posted by Large One
And on the 8th day HE proclaimed "I shall show daily visions of MY power and grace...Let not ye taketh piccies of these visions...lest ye haveth a 5Mp digital camera and the patience of the lowliest sheep herder to perfectly capture the light"

CANON 01:01
Actually, it's a Canon Digital Rebel, 6.3mp. My wife bought it for me after I passed a bunch of insurance and securities exams.


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