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Apr 16, 2004, 10:25 PM
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LOL, best story ever!


ive got a good story.

there was this kid. one day he was walking to school and he saw this little girl. the little girl stopped him and said she wouldnt let him go unless he agreed to find the definition of a word for her. he agreed and said "whats the word?" she said "purple flower." he said he would find the definition but then ran off as not to be late for school. he ended up coming to class late. his teacher asked him why he was late. he said "a little girl stopped me and wanted to know the definition of a word." the teacher said "so, whats the word?" he said "purple flower" and the teacher sent him to the principals office. the principal asked him why he was there. he said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me here." the principal said "whats the word?" the boy said "purple flower" and the principal sent him home early. when he got home early, his mom asked him why he was home already. he said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home early." his mom said "whats the word?" and the boy said "purple flower" and his mom sent him to his room. when his dad got home, he went up to the boys room and said "why are you up here?" the boy said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home early and mom sent me up here." his dad said, "whats the word?" he said "purple flower" and his dad threw him out the window. when he hit the ground, he landed on a bee. the bee said "why did you land on me?" the boy said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home early and mom sent me up to my room and then my dad threw me out the window." the bee said "whats the word?" the boy said "purple flower" and the bee started stinging him and the boy rolled around in pain. a cop came by. the cop said "why are you rolling around like that?" the boy said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home early and mom sent me up to my room. then my dad threw me out the window and i landed on a bee and it started stinging me." the cop said "whats the word?" the boy said "purple flower" and the cop arrested him. in court, the judge asked "why are you here?" the boy said "i asked my teacher the definition to a word and she sent me to the principal and he sent me home early and mom sent me up to my room. then my dad threw me out the window and i landed on a bee and it started stinging me and then a cop came and arrested me!" the judge said "this boy has done nothing wrong" and dismissed him. outside of the courthouse, the boy was walking to the other side of the street when a truck came by and hit him. the moral of this story is "look both ways before you cross the street."
Apr 21, 2004, 03:32 PM
Too lazy to repair!
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The time it took me to read all that is a part of my life I will never get back!
Apr 21, 2004, 09:25 PM
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You picked THAT for your first post?
Apr 21, 2004, 11:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lensrc
You picked THAT for your first post?
Nope. He picked this.

Welcome to RCGroups, jbruno!

mw
Apr 22, 2004, 06:32 AM
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OK, for a minute there, I thought he was competing for the worst first post ever.....
(That was a pretty lame joke....)

Welcome to the 'Groups, jbruno!
Did you get the Moth in the air?
Apr 22, 2004, 08:03 AM
Too lazy to repair!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jperch
The time it took me to read all that is a part of my life I will never get back!
I hope this comment was taken with the good humor in which it was intended.

Welcome to RCGroups, Jbruno.

Joe
Apr 22, 2004, 04:27 PM
Michele Somaschini, Spain
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Wow, you wrote more in one post than me in a year!!

Wellcome. Another joke like this one and you'll be out
Apr 22, 2004, 06:38 PM
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Dear Bruno:

It's called Paragraphs and Punctuation.....
Apr 22, 2004, 08:09 PM
Ready2Fly
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Hi all,

Actually it's my 3rd or 4th post. It seems that the counter is not working.
The T Moth is almost ready to fly, I needed a crystal and some props.
This joke (more or less) it was gotten from another site. I let my son post it on this site.

--Jbruno
Apr 22, 2004, 08:25 PM
Ready2Fly
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Sorry for the double post, but I still have one post... Grrr....
Apr 22, 2004, 08:33 PM
characters welcome!
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The post counter only works when you make a post in modeling related forums such as Parkflyers, Foamies, Sport Planes, etc.
Posts in For Sale, Off Topic discussion and Humor don't count.

mw
Apr 22, 2004, 08:49 PM
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That "joke" doesn't count as humour either.
Apr 22, 2004, 09:12 PM
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and purple flower is two words...

Welcome to the Ezone.

Signed, Jimmy Q.
Apr 23, 2004, 04:30 PM
LcJ
LcJ
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Jbruno,

If you ever get the chance to hear the story about the pink ping pong ball, Don't.

Or the one about the young man and the old lady in the shoe store, pass on it also, well, maybe not. The ending is cute but is it worth the time?

Ask your son what you get out of forest fires? Crispy Critters!

Or you could introduce him to "great big green gobs of gushy grimy gopher guts."


Peace,
LcJ
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