Picture from www.f-16.net ...
I'll start:

Ouch!

Moose: "Hey! I'm just looking for my friend Rocky!"

News Brief:

Due to the budget being cut by our military, the airforce has decided to use other methods for towing around aircraft

F 16: Tower where is this moose going??
Tower: Canada. As filed.

Tower - Taxi to runway 45 via Taxiway AB. Hold at runway 45, beware Moose is on final.

Headline reads:

"Canada continues military budget cuts; troops simulate desert combat conditions with makeshift camels"

FLIGHT INCEDENT REPORT
-"The experienced pilot, of many years service. Was not to blame for the incident which occured on the 25th of December, with an estranged sledge shaped UFO. In which a large mammal, subsequently had its head impaled on the front probe of the F-16 in question."-

they no longer use the mule

Weapon of Moose Distraction.

;-)

BobbyG

MooseEye!

(Hey, what's with this new "10 characters or more" rule? And my have the forums changed since I was last here!)

Moose butox injection....So that's how its done!

The rookie Pilot has caused an uproar with his controversial nose art design.