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May 30, 2014, 08:55 PM
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It takes a machine.

Yup, it takes a machine to take whatever language this started as and turn it into something really, really weird.

I was going over some of my old posts to see whether or not I'd missed any responses on various threads and I found the following bit of weirdness in the bit bucket.

I'm reposting it here without the spam links but in bold (so you know it's the spam and not Your Obedient Servant) and with a bit of basic restructuring for your amusement. Ready? Just remember to mix "fruit succus" with "effervescent nutrient."

Here we go.

Maintaining your eudaimonia and upbeat is pretty lyrate, really. Honorable pose that bag of chips with a fabric of product and you're institution loose, hand? Shaft, not quite. If it were that easy, we'd all be thin and active to be 100!
There are galore theories active what constitutes a "perfect" diet. We cerebrate a bully foot for any diet consists of a mix of unfermented, minimally finished foods from all nutrient groups, including insufficient proteins; carbohydrates from impudent fruits, vegetables and complete grain-based breads, cereals, and pastas; and heart-healthy fats much as olive oil, nuts, and avocado. And, fair as key, a sound diet contains tasteful foods you savour.
Tho' every body has antithetic needs, here are several rubicund choices you can easily combine into your rife routines. These lyrate changes can sort a big number over indication.

Veg Out

Aim for at small cardinal servings regular of a difference of fruits and vegetables. Status whatsoever support to labour the content? Vindicatory add one much seedlike or production to your flowing card. When that feels soothing, you can add writer. Put celery or herb sticks in your luncheon bag. Add a handful of frostbitten blueberries or slices of banana to your morning cereal or yoghurt. For privy, educate redundant veggies for tomorrow's lunch spell making tonight's dinner.

Get Actual

Prefer to eat foods that are as finish to their intelligent verbalize as gettable. Many prepacked products are highly pure and gracious and contain hydrogenated fats, contrived sweeteners, preservatives and additional additives - things your embody doesn't demand. (We don't feature any products containing these unnecessary fillers.) Opt for "concrete" foods including unsoured fruit, salads, green, steamed vegetables, angle meats, and integral grains. When lav is a figure, record the labels and prefer packaged foods without Thing is caviling to digestion and metabolism, so it's central to fastness rise hydrated. Your idiosyncratic beggary for food give diversify depending on exercising, status and height, a high-fiber diet, and consumption of caffeinated beverages and drinkable. Your daily changeable needs are human met by including plenteousness of integral fruits and vegetables or juices; teas; soups; caffeine-free, non-alcoholic, unsweetened beverages; and, of instruction, solid thing - lots of water. Effervescent nutrient in moderation is another choice; try making your own "euphonious" by mixing fruit succus with effervescent nutrient.

The Modify of Experience

Tracheophyte is key for a harmonious diet, especially when it comes to accelerator options. Travel it up by choosing from a open formation of catalyst - beans, cheeses, nuts, foodstuff, search, volaille, run cuts of appropriation, boeuf, and change bovid. Instead of making accelerator the feature of the victuals, try a salad with a difference of green lidded with grilled fearful, a resent full with delve vegetables and a bit of cows, cooked salmon with steamed acheronian bowery veggie, or a cloak filled with humous and vegetables. Record your taste buds on their toes.

That explains why everything I eat tastes like socks...

Oh, and I may soon be changing my screen name to "Idiosyncratic Beggary."
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May 31, 2014, 06:48 AM
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I nearly spit hot coffee all over the table while reading this. Reminds me of the 'travesty generators' of the 70's.

Well, I to the movies now go.

May 31, 2014, 10:11 AM
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Thanks! I'm just glad that I wasn't drinking coffee the first time I encountered this.

I'm off to have some grilled fearful with my difference of green salad. Yummy!

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