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Jan 22, 2004, 08:29 AM
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Seasonal Difference between the USA and Canada


Thanks to all of you who sent us some great jokes about where you are from. Keep posted as we run local theme jokes throughout the year. Here's one enlightening us all the differences between the USA and Canada.

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.
Canadian people sunbathe.

50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadian people plant gardens.

40 above - Italian cars won't start.
Canadian people drive with the windows down.

32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Ontario's water gets thicker.

20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadian people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Canadian people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Canadian people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.

20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.
Canadian people get out their winter coats.

40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
Canada's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.
Canadian people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"

500 below - Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series
Jan 22, 2004, 10:25 AM
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One minor correction, if you don't mind.

The last line should read

The Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series again.
Jan 22, 2004, 04:47 PM
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30 above - 15% of Canadians flee south to Florida where they drive like maniacs and pack the Early Bird specials at the restaurants.....
Jan 22, 2004, 04:52 PM
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Tim - Burn!

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