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Mar 08, 2013, 09:54 AM
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Joke

cattle guards


‎... You will love this one, I haven't stop laughing yet. For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails. A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the "cattle" guards immediately! Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any "cattle" guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining. 'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families be given six months of retraining! ' And these two guys are running our country, Passed on to you without further comment... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING - - - - OH LORD HELP US!!!!
Mar 08, 2013, 11:43 AM
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Janusz Jawien's Avatar
Too bad...it is "False" by Snoopes ;

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp
Mar 08, 2013, 05:06 PM
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Of course, this is a joke in the Humor section, after all, not LTUP (Literal Truth Under Pressure)
Mar 08, 2013, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Janusz Jawien
Too bad...it is "False" by Snoopes ;

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/cattleguards.asp
i take it you missed the heading of this thread
Mar 09, 2013, 09:02 AM
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Janusz Jawien's Avatar
Sorry for beeing a party pooper!
I must spent too much time on LTUP.
Mar 18, 2013, 06:53 AM
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At least it's about cattle guards not cattle cards.
Mar 19, 2013, 01:48 PM
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Liberals don't joke because they are working so hard to spend your money.
Mar 19, 2013, 03:49 PM
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If Obama is President much longer I'm going to find some cow running the grocery checkout and looking at me like "Eat me NOW" !
Mar 20, 2013, 12:31 AM
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You always pick up in the supermarket Chophop?
Mar 20, 2013, 06:37 AM
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It's the only place I know to get cow, sheep or pig meat.
Mar 20, 2013, 06:38 AM
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I like fresh meat, not pickled.


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