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Feb 05, 2013, 04:43 AM
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Rules of dog ownership


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Rule no. 583:
If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet.
Rule no. 584:
The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing.
Rule no. 585:
Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...
Feb 05, 2013, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Up&Away
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Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...

Feb 08, 2013, 08:53 AM
on the edge
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Nice and clean.
Feb 08, 2013, 02:17 PM
Really?
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Originally Posted by Up&Away
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Rule no. 583:
If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet.
Rule no. 584:
The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing.
Rule no. 585:
Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...
Some poor guy called Click & Clack saying his dog got carsick and ralphed in his defrost vents. Getting THAT smell out would be fun...
Feb 08, 2013, 11:15 PM
Really?
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Also, if you give a dog a bath, first thing they do is go out and roll in the dirt.
Feb 12, 2013, 11:44 AM
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Also, if you give a dog a bath, first thing they do is go out and roll in the dirt.
Or on a dead critter, if they can find one.
Feb 12, 2013, 06:37 PM
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My dogs prefer to roll in "yesterday's meals"...
Feb 13, 2013, 06:36 PM
sKrude up, Rejected!
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You never know whats on their breath!
Feb 14, 2013, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Erich Preitler

That is So funny. lol
Feb 14, 2013, 06:49 PM
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A week or two ago one of my dogs ralphed in our bedroom...carpeted of course. Wife goes to clean it up. Goes under the sink to get carpet cleaner. Gets as far to read..'deep cleaner'. Turned out to be Muric Acid for the drain. Now we need new carpet. Thanks dogs!
Feb 23, 2013, 05:00 AM
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Rule # 586 unplug robo vacuum........
2 funny.
Dog crap smear (1 min 23 sec)


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