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Old Feb 05, 2013, 04:43 AM
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Rules of dog ownership


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Rule no. 583:
If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet.
Rule no. 584:
The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing.
Rule no. 585:
Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...
Old Feb 05, 2013, 11:50 AM
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Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...

Old Feb 08, 2013, 08:53 AM
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Nice and clean.
Old Feb 08, 2013, 02:17 PM
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Rule no. 583:
If a dog can choose whether to vomit on tiled floor or carpeted floor, he will always choose the carpet.
Rule no. 584:
The size of the chunks in a dog's vomit are inversely proportional to the depth of the carpet pile, ensuring maximum coverage of all fibres, right down to the backing.
Rule no. 585:
Even after rules no 583 and 584 have been followed, you will still love that four-legged puke factory you call "a pet." Although you may not let him lick your face until he has had a drink of water...
Some poor guy called Click & Clack saying his dog got carsick and ralphed in his defrost vents. Getting THAT smell out would be fun...
Old Feb 08, 2013, 11:15 PM
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Also, if you give a dog a bath, first thing they do is go out and roll in the dirt.
Old Feb 12, 2013, 11:44 AM
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Also, if you give a dog a bath, first thing they do is go out and roll in the dirt.
Or on a dead critter, if they can find one.
Old Feb 12, 2013, 06:37 PM
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My dogs prefer to roll in "yesterday's meals"...
Old Feb 13, 2013, 06:36 PM
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Old Feb 14, 2013, 02:19 PM
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That is So funny. lol
Old Feb 14, 2013, 06:49 PM
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A week or two ago one of my dogs ralphed in our bedroom...carpeted of course. Wife goes to clean it up. Goes under the sink to get carpet cleaner. Gets as far to read..'deep cleaner'. Turned out to be Muric Acid for the drain. Now we need new carpet. Thanks dogs!
Old Feb 23, 2013, 05:00 AM
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Rule # 586 unplug robo vacuum........
2 funny.
Dog crap smear (1 min 23 sec)


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