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Jan 20, 2013, 02:50 PM
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Funniest Sailplane for Sale Ad Ever!

Just ran across this on the other RC site in this universe. Has to be the funniest ad I have ever seen. A guy selling a Slope Trik going on a rant about power pilots.

In case the link won't work anymore, I'm pasting the original text here (didn't see a copyright notice )
This glider has been repaired after hitting tree limbs. Cosmetic damage only. You must bring a highstart or send me a video of you using one. I do not sell to motor only people. They will simply crash this and want a refund.

I sold a previous full hoise glider to a gas locally. He was so ashamed that he could not stay up he offered to give it back and let me keep the money. He did not want to face his failure by having it inside his house. He also would not take the private coaching he was offered. He also refused a booklet on soaring. This is how 99 percent of power pilots act....I hate to attack you all but preaching about sin requires confrontation.

You guys have some kind of problem where you can only fly one way. You put motors on everything or give up. Thats no way to live your life. You that motorize gliders are throwing your hobby away. Motor gliders are boring. Its like going skydiving and never jumping out of the plane.If you cheat with motors you will also cheat in all aspects of your life- aka domestic violence - atheism etc..self deception- cheating your own mind- denial

You guys who have been flyiing a while--Once you know how to easily loop and roll youll see how bored you are. A gas motor simply pulls you thru the air and you simply slam the sticks for rolls. I have been in clubs for years and have seen pilots one by one quit and bring all their planes for sale to the club parking lot. Power planes get old fast. A gas motor plane is like having an old mechanical player piano that plays itself, but you try to convince yourself that youre a muiscian. It just wont work. The 3d type pilots quit the most.

Your wife will thank you for the money saved by never buying gas rc planes. But many of you being great at deception will find some other way to abuse your wives.(Youre angry inside- the past) None of you want counseling. You cant realize that forgiveness does not require reconcilitation with your abusive alcohol and verbal abuse makes you feel better

Too bad you (most of you) cant get into gliders that are always a challenge. You cant do that because you seek instant gratification. The bible proves your life is wrong and talks about your attitude...

To those who claim they havent quit yet and prefer power. Youve never owned a fast heavy 88 ounce molded full carbon glider nor have you ever flown one in strong summer thermals. The truth is that what your prefer is unknown. "You dont know"

Theres not of you that can pull back a bungee thats for sure. Thats why at gas club I was at I saw many pilots coming back from surgery or near death due to heart failure or problems. The only exercise you guy get is when you flip that prop.
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Jan 20, 2013, 03:19 PM
Will fly for food
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Jan 20, 2013, 04:29 PM
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Wow, and he's from Pantego Texas, right next to Arlington, same as that guy on here called Lookingatsale (or Kewhite, or testrun234, or directions, as he's calling himself now). Could it be the same guy?
Last edited by BigSwede; Jan 20, 2013 at 04:36 PM.
Jan 20, 2013, 04:47 PM
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Oh yes, gotta be him. It's the bible stuff that gives him away...
Jan 20, 2013, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodstock 1
Oh yes, gotta be him. It's the bible stuff that gives him away...
Haha! My thoughts exactly!
Jan 20, 2013, 08:08 PM
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Strangely , I agree with his assessment of some people putting a motor on a SAILPANE
Jan 20, 2013, 08:18 PM
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that fellow has some you tube videos also, he always brings religious talk in to his glider videos ,and shunning powered glider pilots, i for one fly powered gliders because i only have a small field to fly from. i would love to have use of a bigger field so i use a high start but no such thing in my neck of the woods
Jan 20, 2013, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodstock 1
Oh yes, gotta be him. It's the bible stuff that gives him away...
Jesus is back , but would he condemn the Power flyers
Jan 20, 2013, 10:03 PM
auto-tune remix
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Does he DS in thermals- and does it haul?
Jan 21, 2013, 12:08 AM
Will fly for food
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DLG's work great at small fields.
Jan 21, 2013, 12:52 AM
AMA 73386
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this cant be real.....
Jan 21, 2013, 05:32 AM
confuselage say...
Haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Great stuff.
Jan 21, 2013, 05:59 AM
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I didn't know Histarter had a brother!
Jan 21, 2013, 11:38 AM
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Having flown with this guy and Highstarter... This guy is actually worse... oh, wait, no Highstarter is worse... no,maybe this guy is... Oh well... you get the message...

The sad part is that they believe they are legends... (the good kind)...
Jan 21, 2013, 12:36 PM
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Wow Jack, what a confession!!! It must get lonely out there on the windswept praire?? Luckly your are so darn stuck in your ways you didn't learn anything from them........

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