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Dec 17, 2003, 07:03 PM
Night Flying
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How to trap a polar bear


This won't always work, but it's worth a try!

First, dig a fairly large hole in the ice.
Then open a can of peas (early is best) and place the can near the hole.
Now go hide behind the (hmm). Oh, just pile up some snow.

When a bear spots it, he will walk up to the can to take a pea,
then you can kick him in the ice hole!
Dec 17, 2003, 07:45 PM
Been There! Done That!
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Funny how these 30 and 40 year old jokes keep coming around!
boomer
Dec 17, 2003, 10:05 PM
Old Timer
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I headr that one 70 years ago, it was the first "off color" joke I'd heard!
Dec 19, 2003, 04:36 PM
Electric forever,
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Keep em' comin' im 19 and have never heard any of these "classic" jokes! :-D


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