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Apr 18, 2012, 01:19 PM
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Blow those cows up !


A bizzare story about some unfortunate cows that found their way into a 'cabin' perished when they couldent get out and froze.. solid.

Authorites mull over how to deal with the remains, including using explosives.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/18...o-be-exploded/

They are concerned about decomposing carcases fouling the water system. What the heck they think will happen when they blow them into tiny little bits?
Apr 18, 2012, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by UlteriorModem
A bizzare story about some unfortunate cows that found their way into a 'cabin' perished when they couldent get out and froze.. solid.

Authorites mull over how to deal with the remains, including using explosives.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/18...o-be-exploded/

They are concerned about decomposing carcases fouling the water system. What the heck they think will happen when they blow them into tiny little bits?
They are spreading the "wealth" around.
Apr 18, 2012, 01:39 PM
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I guess they hope the critters will 'process' the bits and deposit them in a more... uh... refined state when there done.
Apr 18, 2012, 03:32 PM
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Just leave 'em lay.

I don't know exactly what the makeup of the local animal demographics are, but I'm thinking that among the "free" ways to clean things up would be:
Coyotes
Wolves
Mountain Lion (or different kinds of big cats)
Bears

That takes care of the initial meat disposal, and then you'd have:\
Buzzards
Eagles
Crows
Any and all other smaller birds
Weasels
Otters
Mice and Rats

And after all that's done, you've got:
Flies
Any and all earth bugs.
Worms
Maggots
Beatles (well, there's only two of those still alive so they won't get much done, but I understand that all their kids want to take over )

Finis, done, stuck a fork in it.

You're welcome.
Apr 18, 2012, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Highflight
Just leave 'em lay.

I don't know exactly what the makeup of the local animal demographics are, but I'm thinking that among the "free" ways to clean things up would be:
Coyotes
Wolves
Mountain Lion (or different kinds of big cats)
Bears

That takes care of the initial meat disposal, and then you'd have:\
Buzzards
Eagles
Crows
Any and all other smaller birds
Weasels
Otters
Mice and Rats

And after all that's done, you've got:
Flies
Any and all earth bugs.
Worms
Maggots
Beatles (well, there's only two of those still alive so they won't get much done, but I understand that all their kids want to take over )

Finis, done, stuck a fork in it.

You're welcome.
Did you guys hear about the pig farmer in Wisconsin that was forced by the state to shot his piglets ... now where was PETA and the other Tree Huggers on this?!?

It ran on some sites next to the story about the dog who stayed on the freeway to protect its follow fatally hit companion ... I teared up when I read that story ... dogs are better beings than some people!

Wasn't there a share your dog's photo thread on here at one time?

G

Very sad ... I wouldn't stay by Obama if he were hit on the freeway!

http://blog.alexanderhiggins.com/201...-raids-119441/ <--- shooting piglets OK as long as the State says so

http://thestir.cafemom.com/home_gard..._stays_by_dead <--- This dog should be President of the United States!

http://www.abc-7.com/category/170695/weird-news <--- stays by fellow dog's fallen body

We should have dogs and guns ... then things would work out!
Last edited by RCGambler; Apr 18, 2012 at 03:41 PM.
Apr 18, 2012, 03:37 PM
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Oh yea, blow them up. What could go wrong?
Apr 18, 2012, 04:06 PM
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Oh yea, blow them up. What could go wrong?
Use one of these...just make sure you evacuate, say, 10-15 miles or so.
Apr 18, 2012, 05:20 PM
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Why not blow them up. it worked for a whale... Oh wait...
The Infamous Exploding Whale (3 min 26 sec)
Apr 18, 2012, 07:15 PM
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That's what I want. Flying cow parts on youtube... yeah baby.
Apr 18, 2012, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by UlteriorModem
A bizzare story about some unfortunate cows that found their way into a 'cabin' perished when they couldent get out and froze.. solid.

Authorites mull over how to deal with the remains, including using explosives.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/04/18...o-be-exploded/

They are concerned about decomposing carcases fouling the water system. What the heck they think will happen when they blow them into tiny little bits?
Hmm, that's just down the road from me. Why no just push-em down the mountain??? We've got quite the hungry coyote population.
Apr 18, 2012, 08:46 PM
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Cows die here all the time, nature cleans them up.
Apr 18, 2012, 09:19 PM
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There is, or used to be, a rendering company you could call to come get your dead cow. One time they couldn't come for a dead cow. We got several old tires and some brush and made a pyre for her. She burned down to nothing but white ash left.
Apr 18, 2012, 09:29 PM
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I say nuke em from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
Apr 19, 2012, 02:16 AM
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I say nuke em from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.
YES!!!!! +5000 for Starship Troopers reference! You win LTUP for the day!
Apr 19, 2012, 08:13 AM
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Nuke the entire site fom orbit (0 min 9 sec)


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