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Jul 18, 2011, 01:59 PM
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Hammer owners should be background checked...


http://www.local10.com/news/28583575/detail.html
Jul 18, 2011, 02:01 PM
Not THAT Ira
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Originally Posted by P-51C
How about hammers equipped with safety interlock devices and a 10 day waiting period to buy a hammer?
Jul 18, 2011, 02:06 PM
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Guns cause all murders. The parents must have owned a gun. The gun caused the kid to go mad and commit a double homicide. If the parents don't have a gun, one of the neighbors must have one with a big influence... Banning guns would have prevented 2 more murders!
Jul 18, 2011, 02:19 PM
29 rods from you in western WI
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"They said that he killed his parents with a hammer because they wouldn't let him throw a party," a partygoer said.
There's the problem right there. Ban parents.
Jul 18, 2011, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Karl B
There's the problem right there. Ban parents.
When parents are outlawed, only the outlaws will have parents.
Jul 18, 2011, 02:32 PM
St. Boondock
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Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
Jul 18, 2011, 02:34 PM
Libertas in Infinitum
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker
Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
then outlaw thumbs...
Jul 18, 2011, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker
Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
We're British - not rednecks
Jul 18, 2011, 02:45 PM
29 rods from you in western WI
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Hammers are only dangerous when they have long handles. Heck, cut to the chase, pretty soon we'll be outlawing rocks.
Jul 18, 2011, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker
Can you own an hammer in th UK?? What if someone hits their thumb??
Do they even have a need for them?

I mean, they outlawed fox hunting, and other than that the only thing you would need a hammer for is to actually produce something...
Jul 18, 2011, 02:51 PM
Figure Nine Champ
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Originally Posted by ENGINETORQUE
We're British - not rednecks
And all your hammers are safely sequestered and only used by Hammer Guild members.
Jul 18, 2011, 03:25 PM
Love & a Molotov cocktail
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Ah well if you want to know, I am fully skilled in the art of hammer usage.
And in my roller cab I have a nice collection of hammers.
Jul 18, 2011, 03:27 PM
Love & a Molotov cocktail
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Ah well if you want to know, I am fully skilled in the art of hammer usage.
And in my roller cab I have a nice collection of hammers.
And chisels
Jul 18, 2011, 03:54 PM
St. Boondock
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Originally Posted by ENGINETORQUE
We're British - not rednecks
A guy walks into a bar in Smiths Creek and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, You aint from around here, are ya?

The guy says, No, Im from Canada

The bartender says, What do you do in Canada ?

The guy says, Im a taxidermist.

The bartender says, A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?

No, says the Canadian A taxidermist doesnt drive a taxi. I mount animals.

The bartender grins and hollers, Its okay boys. Hes one of us.
Jul 18, 2011, 04:10 PM
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Smith's Creek is right next to Asheville, you know.


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