Originally Posted by arbilab

Without going into too much interpretive detail, those Ching (speakers of Chinglesh) must have very interesting domestic lives.

That's why there are so many of them...........

SoloPro:

I like line 4 in the original version better, sounds more sexy!

Scorp:

Thanks for dropping in.

Lee:

Welcome back. Just STARE at the helis and maybe they will take off by themselves. Just take it easy and rest bud.

Flygirl:

Thanks! So you do enjoy the Champ, I hope I will enjoy mine too.

Arbilab:

Yes it sounds like they have sex on thier minds, but with a long dull day for very little pay one needs distractions.

Westerlee:

What is the catch of the day? I am longing for warmer weather here too.

Well we had a visit here in Woodstock by a big helicopter but the bad news is it was the Medivac helicopter. A big fire destroyed a large part of a three storye condo, it is only about 20 years old. People were trapped on the 3rd floor and 12 people missing and possibly dead. UGH!

Durk

No it did not have sprinklers. It is a 3 storey walk up unit and apparently there was a huge explosion. One resident on the third floor was blown out of bed and found himself on the first floor. He was able to get out without serious injury.

Originally Posted by Microbaba

Can someone please help me with these following instructions for my 3 channel, as I am having difficulty understanding them. I have copied and pasted them here;

Instructions

1. Please play with fly in still season, not when fly become angry wind season. If fly crash bangs in windy season, please render throttle diminished position without panic think.

2. Always charging battery in safe way lest hot fire become hot or battery become stay puft.

3. Place fly on safe ground in still season. Place stay puft in fly for commence play. Try in fly figure of eight until stay puft become angry hot after one minute. Please not using stay puft longer than sell by date. One minute fly time is a confident fly and good play for quality play joy will love you long time.

4. Please not play with fly during night joy distraction, lest wife become angry sex.

Originally Posted by SoloPro

Now that is some of the best "chinglish" I've seen in a while. I'll try to reconstruct what it was supposed to say:

1. Don't fly in a windy place. If the wind takes your heli away and you are likely to crash, reduce throttle.

2. Avoid heat when charging the battery or it will ignite or get puffed up.

3. Place the heli on the ground in a windless place. Take it easy the first flights, and build up experience, so you can enjoy the heli a long time.

4. Don't fly when everyone want to sleep, or your wife will become very angry.


Perhaps someone has a more fitting translation, but I think I came pretty close.

And for the unofficial translation...

1. Only play with your fly (house, shoe, deer, or other) in the still season. Playing with your fly in the windy season will make it angry due to "crash bangs" and you may need to put your fly down and throttle it to keep it from panicking.

2. Safe charging of your battery will cause hot fire to become cool (good advice during the heat of summer) and will keep your battery from becoming a marshmallow (though hot fires and marshmallows do go well together ).

3. When playing with your fly, place it on the ground (always in the still season) and let it play with your marshmallow. Teach the fly to do figure 8's on the marshmallow until it becomes hot. One minute of play time for your fly and marshmallow makes a happy fly.

4. Never play with your fly while "playing" with your wife at night, unless you want her to get out the whips and chains.

I'm still not entirely sure what they thought flys and marshmallows have to do with helis... (great post Microbaba! )

P.S. Great thread Durk!!

If ya can't play with yer fly, what CAN ya do? (Especially applicable to those variably past 45yo.)

I spoze angry sex is better than no sex at all. (OK, we've probably run that into the ground.)

ROFLMAO mountainsax

and will keep your battery from becoming a marshmallow

This bit was my fave. I had fun writing it, but the interpretations sure give me a laugh. Thanks for being good sports guys.

Originally Posted by mountainsax

Playing with your fly in the windy season will make it angry due to "crash bangs"

Tell me about it.

For number 3, I was taking the urine out of the cheap lipos. "One minute fly time is a confident fly and good play for quality play joy will love you long time."

i.e. You will get a minute from their lipos, and they are stating that this is a long flying session, "love you long time".

ROFL.

Ethan:

Thanks bud, welcome back.

I just love your "fly lessons" translation. ROFLAO! That is an unique translation.

Just got word from Mike, he is planning to stay in Florida until April 13.

Durk

Say hello to Mike...from us!
Jim

Originally Posted by Stamp

Say hello to Mike...from us!
Jim

You just did, he is able to read our posts but unable to post.

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Hi [email protected]!!1!! Have a great vacation my friend.

Originally Posted by leethetreeguy

Hi [email protected]!!1!! Have a great vacation my friend.

And Mike, don't stay to long behind that darn computer.
Go out and enjoy yourself..............
And don't do anything, i would not do