Rusty language skills?

You know how to speak "dog"? Can you ask him where his back hurts?, no seriously, vet says he has 2 bulging disks.

Originally Posted by JimNM

My rusty language skills show....

Woman parking place
leave 3 places free, please.

Originally Posted by tolladay

Today doesn't happen to be a good day for the myth about women being bad drivers.

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/life/...abrams-2460114

Betcha "Dan" is a pseudonym.

For some reason, this picture showed up on a Google search.

http://wycd.radio.com/2011/03/08/the...ys-women-rule/




Ok, he's a "real" guy. By MSNBC criteria anyway. So maybe Michelle hired him for some PR?

Originally Posted by Real Ira

My brilliant wife (waaaay smarter than me) who graduated 3.9 from WWU, corrects spell check and is always correct, is very "mechanically challenged."
We were driving on the interstate in our 87 Dodge Colt about 15 years ago when it chucked it's cookies hard (tossed a rod right through the side of the block).
Engine goes WHAM, BANG, BANG, BANG, CRACKADA, CRACKADA ECT.... Dash lights all come on, oil and coolant blows all over the windshield, this all within seconds.
I get it out of gear, turn it off and coast to the shoulder, get out and look under the car. Oil and coolant just pouring out with chunks of metal in it ect. Not looking good.
I get back in the car and my lovely wife asks, "well can you fix it?"

"No, I can't fix it."
"Why not."
"Because it's broken reeeealy bad."
(Classic line) "But it ran fine yesterday."

TEARS

Originally Posted by madsci_guy

Betcha "Dan" is a pseudonym. ....

Well, heck, if I didn't have an objective data to back up an argument, I'd go for the quick ad hominem as well.

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Originally Posted by madsci_guy

The guys a PR man for hire, that's the facts. The Ad Hom was humour, hence the .

Oops. I meant to put a humor thing on mine, and did the roil eyes instead. My bad.

Perfectly understandable.

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NOT FUNNY.



My thoughts are with the Japanese at this time.

KM