Originally Posted by arbilab

Did I tellya I can do the Emperor's lines from Star Wars in Bullwinkle's voice, and vice versa?

Yeah, you might have mentioned it once or twice.

A week.

You're zaggerating, Leccy. A month, I might cop to.

What, EVERYone here is a space alien? Well, space is quite large, isn't it?

Originally Posted by arbilab

You're zaggerating, Leccy. A month, I might cop to.

What, EVERYone here is a space alien? Well, space is quite large, isn't it?

It wasn't so bad before they started that big accelerator thingy, but with all these other anomalous singularity ejecta around here now, it's getting harder and harder to make a name for yourself.

Originally Posted by Ira NZ

The bow tie and rather too much tweed seems to be a clear reference to Dr Who.

Is there any mention of him carrying a crowbar and responding to the name Gordon?

Yes, but why would they reference Doctor Who? There's got to be an ulterior motive. I don't like the smell of this at all. Something to do with the disappearing dark matter, I'll wager.

The real source of Dark Matter:

anomalous singularity ejecta

Not to worry, they tend to last femtoseconds.

Maybe he's not nuts. I made a time machine. Quartz crystal based. It worked but and did effect travel time but not time travel.
Later my horrible attempt at extreme density alteration to alter time-space should work by Einstein's instruction manual. Problem is it would shred anything you tried to make "travel in time". Then there's the most extreme problem a minute shift in an object's time-space assignment would bring.
So I guess he did inadvertently fuse his brain cells by causing a wrong shift in time.

Oh and suppose you and your time machine could go 2 seconds into the future. That could put you 60 km in front of the earth and it would suddenly catch up to you at 30 km/second. Wow good luck on that one, it means you would have to take a 40 some thousand mph slam from the earth if you survive the vacume of space.
The suppose you go back in time about 1/2 second. That would put you at the earth's core. I suppose you know what would happen.

I ain't lettin the anybody know how my temporal compensator works cause they'd probly bust me fer havin my distillery. It takes a special moonshine to make that thang work. Only way to get it it make it.

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I knew about the random thing, was only making an exciting example.

You might be on to see something Gerald. I'll have to get Heisenberg's take on this. Let me see if anyone's using the temporal translator....

Don't use that commercially produced stuff only called moonshine. It is artificial moonshine and is not an exact formula.

You have my word on it.

There's a real-time video feed from the LHC. Check it out: http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html