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Old Dec 07, 2012, 05:37 PM
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Sane til the lift starts!
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Get a spider to catch the ants.
Get a bird to catch the spider.
Get a cat to catch the bird.
Get a dog to catch the cat....


I forget the rest, but I think you end up with a horse in your house. Horses are much better than ants.
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Old Dec 07, 2012, 06:01 PM
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You can't stop the signal. . .
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Why would you need to catch the bird? depending on what kind of bird it is and where you got it, you could either keep it as a pet or release it outside.
Old Dec 07, 2012, 06:04 PM
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IT'S NOSE HEAVY!!!!!!!
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Silly...the bird is to catch the spider that caught the fly!!!

Why, oh why did she swallow that fly?!
Old Dec 07, 2012, 07:13 PM
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You can't stop the signal. . .
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How should I know?
Old Dec 07, 2012, 08:33 PM
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IT'S NOSE HEAVY!!!!!!!
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hehehe, it's a nursery rhyme
Old Dec 08, 2012, 01:18 AM
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You can't stop the signal. . .
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Oh, really? I didn't know that. *beep* [SARCASM SELF-TEST COMPLETE]
Old Dec 08, 2012, 01:26 AM
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Torn 'twixt buildin' and flyin
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Who's to say it has to be YOUR car?

Kirk (keeping an eye on his car ) out
Ooooh... I LIKE that!
Old Dec 08, 2012, 01:53 AM
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In every single forum I've ever been in, I plead for a sarcasm smilie.

Mere typed words cannot possibly convey all the nuances of "language".
To stretch this idea, an identical word grouping can be embraced by radical nazi/muslim/amish/punk/classical as there own. Without context/emotional inflection, words can only merely be taken literally, and I can't stand it in forum use.
I can hardly pass through a thread where someone/all get(s) bent all out of shape due to mis-communication of a thought.

In this vast electron based society, why, oh why, can't somebody spend a bit of time and make a universally-accepted sarcasm smilie?!?!
Old Dec 08, 2012, 02:34 AM
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Egads! It's a GIRL!
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in every single forum i've ever been in, i plead for a sarcasm smilie.

Mere typed words cannot possibly convey all the nuances of "language".
To stretch this idea, an identical word grouping can be embraced by radical nazi/muslim/amish/punk/classical as there own. Without context/emotional inflection, words can only merely be taken literally, and i can't stand it in forum use.
I can hardly pass through a thread where someone/all get(s) bent all out of shape due to mis-communication of a thought.

In this vast electron based society, why, oh why, can't somebody spend a bit of time and make a universally-accepted sarcasm smilie?!?!
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Old Dec 08, 2012, 03:07 AM
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Living in the south of France
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Silly...the bird is to catch the spider that caught the fly!!!

Why, oh why did she swallow that fly?!
Here's the whole gruesome story, attention this video is for the over 18's,,,,




There was an old lady who swallowed a fly - Nursery Rhymes - LearnEnglish Kids British Council (2 min 19 sec)
Old Dec 08, 2012, 03:14 AM
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Since when do cows catch dogs, anyway?!?!
The rest adds up, except it all still doesn't measure up the the Bugs Bunny version.
Old Dec 08, 2012, 03:48 AM
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Maybe the cow was a bull?
Old Dec 08, 2012, 04:15 AM
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Torn 'twixt buildin' and flyin
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Why didn't she just swallow a flypaper strip?
Old Dec 08, 2012, 05:07 AM
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In this vast electron based society, why, oh why, can't somebody spend a bit of time and make a universally-accepted sarcasm smilie?!?!
Your sarcasm detector must be broken...




I generally use or to denote sarcasm, just because they're easy to put in the post without loading up my long list of various smileys.

Old Dec 08, 2012, 08:22 AM
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She didn't swallow a cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, which she swallowed to catch the dog.


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