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Sep 18, 2010, 08:49 PM
Master of the Touch and Tumble
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I like side by side pie. Over and under is half shippy.
Sep 18, 2010, 08:57 PM
Hodgehound # 3
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Does God have a sense of humor or what?
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on
top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw
to strike him.

At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
Sep 18, 2010, 08:58 PM
Master of the Touch and Tumble
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He wasn't dancing, he was practicing for the Darwin Awards.
Sep 18, 2010, 08:58 PM
Hodgehound # 3
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Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama go to heaven...

God addresses Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''

Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.. And I've come to understand that now.''

God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit at my left.''

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''

Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''

God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.''

Then God addresses Barack. "Barack, what do you believe in?''

OBAMA replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
Sep 18, 2010, 09:06 PM
Hodgehound # 3
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LSD Propaganda film from 1960's funny (3 min 38 sec)


HAHAHAHHA!!!
Sep 18, 2010, 09:17 PM
....PieMaster....
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watts ups
Sep 18, 2010, 09:18 PM
....PieMaster....
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Tired Dodge running cooler
Sep 18, 2010, 09:28 PM
YardGoat lives with mama
Buwhahahahha
Crazy Guy Sings Carrie-Oke Karoake (2 min 7 sec)
Sep 18, 2010, 09:32 PM
Hodgehound # 3
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Sep 18, 2010, 09:33 PM
YardGoat lives with mama
hey tardo. how bout you try that link again
Sep 18, 2010, 09:37 PM
Hodgehound # 3
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fixed
Sep 19, 2010, 12:58 AM
I am ready for HHAEFI!!
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MISS ya'll.....

we have been having a good time.. Me.Matt wes shoes and VX have all been tearing a hole in the sky..

Ryan E. attempted to fly thru the Huge tree on the Right side of the field with his 2X50cc Cessna 310.. It did not come out good.. Total Loss..
Sep 19, 2010, 01:08 AM
I am ready for HHAEFI!!
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See


fun!!
Sep 19, 2010, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by _Lunchbox_
Hope I see this on tosh.o


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