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Old Aug 08, 2010, 03:10 PM
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wizard in Iranian style:

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Final of war:

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Tehran's traffic problem with be finish:

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Hey Kid! It's our territory, go away!:

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Old Aug 09, 2010, 12:04 PM
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a new element discovered...


..in Washington,called..

PELOSIUM


A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

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Two smart conservative stars planning to run together in 2012.
Old Aug 09, 2010, 02:17 PM
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Two smart conservative stars planning to run together in 2012.
Don't hold your breath waiting for that....or on second thought go ahead.
Old Aug 09, 2010, 02:24 PM
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If you use gas more than standard, gas company will fine you!

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Old Aug 09, 2010, 02:27 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2010, 11:48 AM
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A very short pictorial essay of why I am a Libertarian ....
Old Aug 10, 2010, 03:08 PM
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Sarah Palin...'unscripted'..

Sarah Palin's Homer Moment-D'Oh! (1 min 50 sec)
Old Aug 10, 2010, 03:29 PM
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Who are those 2 jokers trying to block the camera?

I have seen this video in a few places and I am surprised no one has mentioned them.

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Old Aug 11, 2010, 03:37 AM
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Nature response to crimes !!!!!
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