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Old Oct 07, 2011, 01:38 PM
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So long Steve Jobs..you were far ahead of your time.


..too bad I didn't know you back in '76.
Old Oct 10, 2011, 11:27 AM
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to the Wall street crybabies...this won't be our first recession & won't be the last,so...


..first...get a job...then get a life.
Old Oct 12, 2011, 12:40 PM
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I wonder how the protestors are being funded.?

...mom & Dad.?
Old Oct 13, 2011, 09:59 PM
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Targeted and... FIRING !
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:23 PM
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Herman Cains' success in the biz world should really resonate with voters who now realize...


...it takes real world experience to solve problems in business or politics.
Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:49 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:30 PM
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A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her before the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage, and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A New York Times reporter has witnessed the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

"Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

"Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the New York Times, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?"

"A Harley Davidson, and I am a Republican."

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the New York Times and reads, on the front page:

*REPUBLICAN BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH*
Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:31 PM
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To fully convey the lion's plight, you should put INCARCERATED before 'AFRICAN IMMIGRANT'.
Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:17 PM
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29 rods from you in western WI
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Anyone but Bush... Hey, stop that!
Old Oct 17, 2011, 12:17 PM
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fast forward a few weeks & the snow falls...the protesters will soon disappear.
Old Oct 17, 2011, 12:59 PM
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A truck driver named Turner is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. Turner rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

Breathlessly, the man blurts out, "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton! They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they have threatened to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

Shutting off his truck and reaching for the door handle, Turner asks, "On average, how much is each person giving?"

Finally, a little more composed and able to catch his breath, the man says, "About a gallon."
Old Oct 17, 2011, 04:08 PM
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SNL's Marriot TV GOP debate..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiSCuD7F5VQ
Old Oct 18, 2011, 01:37 PM
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I know the 2008 Obama would side with the protesters..but not Obama of today looking for re-election.


...another example of political insincerity.
Old Oct 19, 2011, 03:24 PM
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"I'm on your side"

...with open palm extended.
Old Oct 20, 2011, 03:03 PM
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big money behind Romney.?

...who knows.


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