Some place to post your politically incorrect jokes. Be weary of the house policies and post accordingly...as you can.

After reviewing the rules again myself I'll post the 1st "joke"...

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not brave enough ... til now.

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Barrack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a male donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop.


Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get
out and check - you were driving. '


The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.


'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama


Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a
big grin on his face.


'My god, what happened to you? 'asks Obama


The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his
best bottle of whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to
me. '


'What on earth did you say to them? 'asks Obama

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them 'I'm
Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass!

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Main Entry: ideo·logue
Variant(s): also idea·logue \ˈī-dē-ə-ˌlȯg, -ˌläg\
Function: noun
Etymology: French idéologue, back-formation from idéologie
Date: 1815
1 : an impractical idealist : theorist
2 : an often blindly partisan advocate or adherent of a particular ideology


Humm..French word...go figure.