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Dec 05, 2009, 05:14 PM
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Maybe the Best Blonde Joke Ever!

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick.'
Dec 07, 2009, 08:20 PM
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A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, puts her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special.
She too is tied to an innertube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"

The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."
Dec 07, 2009, 11:55 PM
Not THAT Ira
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How do you get a one armed blond out of a tree?

Wave to her.
Dec 08, 2009, 05:09 AM
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A blond walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre..... So the barman gave her one
Dec 08, 2009, 01:32 PM
Don't look at me like that....
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The best one...

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

Just one, but how did she get in there in the first place?
Dec 11, 2009, 05:42 PM
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Blonde driving down an isolated two-lane highway, accidentally runs over a jackrabbit. Stops at the side of the road. Highway patrol officer pulls up behind her, watches her spraying the dead rabbit with a can of aerosol-something. Cop says, "What the %$*^#^& are you doing? She hands him the can , shows him the Clairol label... "Restores life to damaged "hair".

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