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Jul 09, 2009, 01:47 PM
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National Geriatrics Day

As U celebrate National Geriatrics Day, think about this.

U've outlived Karen Carpenter, Kurt Cobain, Brandon Lee, Heath Ledger, River Phoenix, John Belushi, & Chris Farley. They were all flat broke, account balance 0, & nobody by your age. Stick that on your scalp & grow it.

Now from the blog file, it's

How to win at red light cameras

Green lights R timed so everyone next to the solid white line when the light turns green can get across. At least in Fl*rida, yellow lights R timed so if you're going at the speed limit & you're in the solid white line, you'll make it. It's probably 1/2 the white line in bankrupt Calif*.

If the light is green when you're before the white line, slow down as U approach the white line. If it's still green when you're at the white line, floor it & keep going as fast as possible if it turns yellow. If you're behind someone real slow, get right up against their bumper so the cameras can't see your license plate. Don't worry about rear ending people. It's cheaper than a red light fine.

The whole idea with the cameras is to increase rear end collisions & create demand for higher medicare taxes which can then be diverted to mortgage bailouts.

Now some 1600mm shots.
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