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Ditto Chop!
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It's like a guy I was talking to about weird coincidences, he noticed that he often "talked it up", by mere mention it magically appears.
I was joking about an unwed mother soon to give birth, she was a charmer beauty I liked but I was a dumb just 20 kid finding out that my voice is more than just sound waves. I said who's going to bite the umbilical cord for Rachael ? She was standing right behind me. I do my best to never say anything like that again. |
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Sung to a song, Daddy Sang Bass
Mamma has a bone and Daddy sings tenor. And little brother's gonna join right in. That's they way they do when it's LG(some B)TQ. So it shouldn't be any concern to me or you. Where'd you get that bone Mamma ? Oh my Mommy and Daddy gave it to me. |
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stupidity test passed!
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A newlywed couple were on the bank of a creek and the fisherman's wife in the tent.
He is a prize fisherman on tv and more. The game warden saw the tent and went to do a "safety check". The fisherman tells him, I'm here on a fishing trip - honeymoon. The game warden asks the man why he's not in the tent with his bride. The fisherman says I can't kiss her because she has pyorrhea, and can't sleep with her because she has gonorrhea and diarrhea. The game warden asked why he married her if she has pyorrhea, gonorrhea and diarrhea ? The fisherman said because she has the worms too but I just don't need any for now. |
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Some years ago I got fixed up with a woman like that, probably for telling that joke.
I ran to the doctor when I figured out things weren't all right, got a bunch of exams at 6 month intervals and came out negative for all STD's. I have never been the same since. Much worried about meeting another one. |
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I walk into a building and ask the security guard, "Do you guard the office ?"
He says yes, I start laughing. What's so funny he asks . You said you guard the office. What's so funny about me guarding the office ? I say, "The German word for monkey is affe." (Pronounced awfuh.) And probably the source of the word awful. Like full of monkeys. |
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