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Old Oct 26, 2011, 03:04 PM
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Why are you fussy?
?????
Old Oct 26, 2011, 04:02 PM
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Tank god for that one....
Why Thank God for that one in particular are you fussy? is what I meant to ask!
Old Oct 26, 2011, 04:12 PM
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Why Thank God for that one in particular are you fussy? is what I meant to ask!
no, I put the "tank" in for "Thank" in response to the tank joke. (play on words,,, get it?)
Old Oct 26, 2011, 04:42 PM
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This is how I read it.
If You Can Raed Tihs, You Msut Be Raelly Smrat.
Now I feel like an ass and need to go and hang my head in shame!
Old Oct 26, 2011, 10:43 PM
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No shame, no worries, just keep those jokes comin'....
Old Oct 27, 2011, 02:20 AM
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her.
The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ...
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if
you might be my kid."
Old Oct 30, 2011, 12:03 PM
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that's too funny!
what was her response?
Old Oct 30, 2011, 07:06 PM
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That was a cracker of a story!
Old Oct 31, 2011, 10:49 PM
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There is finally conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead.

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.
Old Oct 31, 2011, 11:23 PM
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Top 10 Signs You Are Too
Old to be Trick or Treating

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or.." and can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with awalker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex's live.
Old Nov 01, 2011, 08:39 PM
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And the number one reason you know when you're too old to go trick or treating............You have to keep running home to go pee.
Old Nov 02, 2011, 02:52 AM
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And the number one reason you know when you're too old to go trick or treating............You have to keep running home to go pee.
No, when you DON'T need to keep running home, because you are wearing a catheter. Unless you have to replace the bag ofcourse...
Old Nov 02, 2011, 10:47 AM
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Or when you empty the catheter bag only to find that it's full of candy.
Old Nov 02, 2011, 01:40 PM
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With the limited experience I have on the subject, I would expect that to be very painfull...
Old Nov 02, 2011, 02:13 PM
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When you try to say TRICK, your false teeth slip out onto the porch.


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