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Oct 23, 2011, 09:01 AM
free bird
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humpty dumpty no longer eggsists, after his big fall!
Oct 23, 2011, 09:06 AM
free bird
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where does an Alaskan chicken live? in an eggloo!
Oct 23, 2011, 09:11 AM
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What car does a chicken drive? a coupe!

Ok I went overboard...again too bad
Last edited by Mickey D; Oct 23, 2011 at 01:34 PM.
Oct 23, 2011, 02:35 PM
Thermite + ice = Big boom.
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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photo...iting-egg-puns
Oct 23, 2011, 03:03 PM
free bird
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why go anywhare else? we got it all right hear! and these puns you won't find anywhare else...(exclusive)
Oct 23, 2011, 03:58 PM
Don't look at me like that....
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Originally Posted by Mickey D
humpty dumpty no longer eggsists, after his big fall!
I thought Obama said he was to big to "Fall"
Oct 25, 2011, 04:33 PM
Dragons, WindMills, all Same
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Blond Joke


Just got this via Email from a good old friendl

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me! All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position. She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat." "O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father.. . Who art in Heaven. . . .."
Oct 25, 2011, 06:14 PM
Blessed by anvils from heaven
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A hillbilly had never seen a mirror before. He found one in a store and bought it, thinking it was a photo of his father. He didn't want his wife to think he was so attached to his father so he kept it in the barn.
After seeing what looked like suspicious trips to the barn, she sneaked out when he was gone, to look.
She found the mirror and got angry, yelling, So that's the ugly bitch he's been sneaking around with.
Oct 25, 2011, 09:31 PM
Figure Nine Champ
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Originally Posted by Mickey D
humpty dumpty no longer eggsists, after his big fall!
He still does, but he's only a shell of his former self.
Oct 26, 2011, 12:41 AM
free bird
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I hear he was in the Army, and had to take shellter from an eggraid now he is a bit shellshocked!
Oct 26, 2011, 10:15 AM
Don't look at me like that....
62pilot's Avatar
I heard he got shell fragments.
Oct 26, 2011, 10:37 AM
Blessed by anvils from heaven
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There was a young soldier named Frank.
He served in an Army tank.
The officers could tell
by the obvious smell.
He always had ahold
of the wrong crank.
Oct 26, 2011, 11:08 AM
Fly by Night
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Tank god for that one....
Oct 26, 2011, 12:00 PM
free bird
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jteplane
Tank god for that one....
Why are you fussy?
Oct 26, 2011, 01:31 PM
Blessed by anvils from heaven
Chophop's Avatar
When you open the lid
you'll know what he did.
When you sit by his seat
it sure won't smell sweet.


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