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Dec 07, 2019, 06:58 PM
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But what if you think of a skunk?
Dec 08, 2019, 03:48 PM
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But what if you think of a skunk?
brain control!
Dec 08, 2019, 11:37 PM
I'd rather be flying!
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Kiss my aura, Dora....

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Dec 09, 2019, 04:56 AM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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Placard in an aerobatic airplane reads :

What throws up must come back down

About 1982 I saw a Cessna 150 Aerobat for $7800. As soon as I poked my head into the cockpit I could smell that there was a lot of tossing around in the air going on in THAT airplane.

A few days ago I broke into an uncontrollable laugh at Walmart when I looked into my shopping cart and noticed nearly everything in my cart sort of tastes like vomit. (sour stuff) But hey, it settles in the stomach well.
Then I pictured in my mind some teenage girl saying ooooh everything he eats tastes like vomit.
I think that got started when I was nauseous with the flu and the only thing I could eat was a Subway BMT sub with vinaigrette dressing.
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Dec 10, 2019, 02:32 AM
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Oh it's the old cold winter time and the neighbor's dog is ruffing it out in the doghouse.
Dec 10, 2019, 10:56 AM
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There was a young soldier named Frank,
he was stationed in an Army tank.
The Officers could tell by the stifling smell,
his hand was on the wrong crank.
Dec 10, 2019, 03:31 PM
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There was an Airman named Brett,
he likes to load cargo in a jet.
He don't like propellers
because they sliced up some fellers.
And caused the airbase regret.
Dec 12, 2019, 06:54 AM
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For the moral crime of lust one may receive a wife sentence.
Dec 13, 2019, 01:31 PM
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The following presentation is an attempt at hygiene education and not directed at a specific person :

Picky sticky underwear,
garbage gut, stinky butt.
Smell your finger when you do,
THAT's what we smell when WE smell you !

So don't stand there in a sort of trance, slowly peeling them loose and obviously enjoying it. Reach back and peck them loose really quick to draw less attention. Have you ever noticed it makes people around you stop and watch as you slowly, carefully peel them loose ? As if they are enjoying a peel-off too. So just reach back and peck them loose quickly. It may be difficult to find someone to peel them for you if you have an RC aircraft in the air, so practice waiting until you land. Be sure to toss in a set of suspenders , do not depend on the stick to keep your pants up as you fly.
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Dec 17, 2019, 03:54 AM
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i need glasses just to see my family these days .
to be specific - 3 glasses of scotch .
Dec 17, 2019, 03:55 AM
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what actually happens when you spill carpet cleaner ???
Dec 17, 2019, 03:58 AM
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made love to a girl with one leg last week .
she slapped me and ran away .
Dec 17, 2019, 09:10 AM
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Aussie humor, no one gets it.


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made love to a girl with one leg last week .
she slapped me and ran away .
Dec 17, 2019, 01:50 PM
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Aussie humor, no one gets it.

You mean it needs to be turned over to understand?:закатывать глаза:
Dec 17, 2019, 03:02 PM
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Yo! nah, like, aht jus' needs ta be understa'able

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You mean it needs to be turned over to understand?:закатывать глаза:


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