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Sep 10, 2019, 11:01 AM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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And then there was the guy that used me to seduce his wife then had a baby of another race. Blames it on me.
Last edited by Chophop; Sep 12, 2019 at 03:27 AM.
Sep 12, 2019, 01:55 PM
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Somebody said you should treat you Wife the way you did when you were dating..

So tonight after Dinner, a Movie and (well YOU know ), I'll drop her off at her Mom and Dad's.
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Sep 12, 2019, 03:21 PM
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The (extremely happy) fella pranced into the Doctor's office asking for a 'second opinion' on his Prostrate exam...
Latest blog entry: Ban Birds.
Sep 12, 2019, 08:37 PM
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Somebody said you should treat you Wife the way you did when you were dating..

So tonight after Dinner, a Movie and (well YOU know ), I'll drop her off at her Mom and Dad's.
...
Sep 13, 2019, 02:36 AM
Danish? Don't U eat that??
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Originally Posted by epoxyearl
Somebody said you should treat you Wife the way you did when you were dating..

So tonight after Dinner, a Movie and (well YOU know ), I'll drop her off at her Mom and Dad's.
Your only very slight chance of survival is if she was that somebody.......and if she has a sense of humour
Sep 13, 2019, 03:15 AM
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So tonight after Dinner, a Movie and (well YOU know ).
No I don't know, someone should draw me a picture
Sep 13, 2019, 05:01 AM
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Wife making a romantic smile ...
-Let's have sex today, like in movies about love?
-Yes!!!
  After fantastically tough and incredible sex, wife screams from the bathroom
-Dear, I'm afraid you and I were watching DIFFERENT films .....
Sep 14, 2019, 05:08 PM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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Powder cake powder cake,
a cremator's man.
Bake me a flake as fast as you can.
Burrrrrn him up
and throw him in the can.

or

Powder cake powder cake,
a cremator's man.
Bake me a flake in your cremator's pan.
Burrrrrn him up
and throw him in the can.

Don't worry, we have plenty of cans.
Last edited by Chophop; Sep 15, 2019 at 11:03 AM.
Sep 14, 2019, 05:23 PM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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Abcdefg, I don't enough money.
Hijklmnop, that's what I do when the beer's through me.
Qrstuv, wxyz now I've said my ABC's and I'm dying of disease.
Last edited by Chophop; Sep 14, 2019 at 06:12 PM.
Sep 16, 2019, 11:54 PM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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Making a political decision is like trying to shape a wave cap of water. It changes so often it can easily make a fool of anyone.
Sep 19, 2019, 07:07 AM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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If you're gun happy and you know it clap your hands.
If you're gun happy and you know it clap your hands.
Clap your hands and let them know it,
sounds like and gun and really shows it.
If you're gun happy and you know it clap your hands.
Sep 21, 2019, 01:34 AM
Danish? Don't U eat that??
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Sayings of the day:

God I want patience, and I want it now!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

The meek shall inherit the Earth.................after we're done with it.

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Apathy is the worlds fastest growing disease. But who cares.

Therapy may be expensive, popping bubble wrap isn't.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

Action is what you don't take when the other guy is bigger than you.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Make something idiot-proof, and somebody will make a better idiot.

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.

Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.

Happiness can't buy money.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Sep 21, 2019, 02:11 AM
Was a lookin fer loomyum foral
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An idiot proof device is something made to provide proof that anyone who can not operate it is an idiot.
Sep 21, 2019, 05:36 AM
Danish? Don't U eat that??
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Makes sense
Sep 23, 2019, 05:20 PM
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Hey Chop,
You know how to fix a broken pumpkin?


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