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Jan 14, 2013, 09:49 PM
Culper Junior
I remember a place down near the college years ago called The Mobius
Strip. They hired female math students who could take clothing items
off continuously but never end-up naked. The city finally passed a Law
of Averages and put them out of business.

Stolen from the FFML
Last edited by aeronca52; Jan 15, 2013 at 07:22 PM. Reason: bad spelling
Jan 15, 2013, 11:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by martimer
Well, not exactly true. It is possible to spend more on water than gas/petrol but only if you are an idiot.

Some of the rest of those are spot on, and universal.
Gas is darn hard to swallow and the after taste is really bad. I don't mind paying a little more for good clean water!
Jan 15, 2013, 07:22 PM
Culper Junior
Quote:
Originally Posted by xtratime
Gas is darn hard to swallow and the after taste is really bad. I don't mind paying a little more for good clean water!
Makes you burp a lot too. Don't ask.......
Jan 15, 2013, 08:01 PM
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Be careful when trying to siphon gas from a camper. Haw haw haw, that's some nasty stuff to siphon when you foul it up.
Jan 15, 2013, 09:32 PM
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If you switch to water, no more foul taste. But it may may not save money.

SHOCK! Police Uses Water Instead of Gas for All Cars (1 min 55 sec)
Jan 15, 2013, 11:39 PM
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Haw haw haw, I love this one. I'd like to bake a batch and watch 'em ENJOY !

Peanut Butter Snaps cookies.

Ingredients

1 cup creamy peanut butter
1 egg
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda

In a medium bowl, beat peanut butter, egg, sugar and baking soda until smooth.

The full recepie :

http://www.secretsfromthecookieprinc...ter-snaps.html
Jan 16, 2013, 01:24 AM
Taking care of the pond.
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned," then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
Jan 16, 2013, 05:38 AM
Vertical Arrival Specialist
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Lady: Do you drink?
Man: Yes
Lady: How much a day?
Man: About three 6 packs
Lady: How much per 6 pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So one 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady: No
Man: Then where's your damn Ferrari?
Jan 16, 2013, 10:36 AM
Figure Nine Champ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chophop
Haw haw haw, I love this one. I'd like to bake a batch and watch 'em ENJOY !

Peanut Butter Snaps cookies.

Ingredients

1 cup creamy peanut butter
1 egg
1 cup sugar
1 teaspoon baking soda

In a medium bowl, beat peanut butter, egg, sugar and baking soda until smooth.

The full recepie :

http://www.secretsfromthecookieprinc...ter-snaps.html
Pretty sure that it won't work without flour.
Jan 16, 2013, 11:49 AM
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Well put some flower in. How much or what does it take to make 'em really hard and crunchy ?
Jan 16, 2013, 12:28 PM
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I would guess the same amount as the peanut butter by volume. I can't see the sugar alone doing the trick, unless you really crisped them to charcoal.

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Originally Posted by webpage
Flipping through my King Arthur Flour Cookie Companion Cookbook
Just can't see a flour company printing a cookie recipe without flour.?

PS I've heard this recipe before where someone had a very hard time making it turn out. NPR, maybe?
Last edited by madsci_guy; Jan 16, 2013 at 12:34 PM.
Jan 17, 2013, 03:08 PM
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I've been thinking of what a contract is and found it is a paper that says :

Heretofore and theretofore, hereunder and thereover, and foreverafter you will make the payments and I do not have to hold my end of it. Just try to do anything about it and you get foreverafter endless laughter.

edit spelling
Last edited by Chophop; Jan 17, 2013 at 04:50 PM.
Jan 17, 2013, 03:16 PM
The original Flying Pigs Sqd.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chophop
I've been thinking of what a contract it and found it is a paper that says :

Heretofore and theretofore, hereunder and thereover, and foreverafter you will make the payments and I do not have to hold my end of it. Just try to do anything about it and you get foreverafter endless laughter.
You mean, like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1azumuu_vmQ
Jan 17, 2013, 04:57 PM
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You all were such a help to get me out of it by the sanity clause.
Jan 21, 2013, 04:43 PM
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A BBC TV journalist is interviewing a elderly former Polish fighter pilot.

Interviewer: So Mr Stanczewski, I understand that in 1943 you shot down five German aircraft in a single engagement. Could you tell us what happened?

Polish Fighter Pilot: Well we were flying at 20,000 feet when we spotted five Fokkers flying along below us. So we dived down and I aimed at one of the Fokkers and fired a burst from my machine guns right into him and he exploded. Then I saw that one of the Fokkers was on my tail, so I pulled round in a loop and got behind him, and fired and he went down on fire. I looked around and saw two Fokkers attacking my squadron leader, so slipped in behind them, and fired, and that was another Fokker going down in flames. The other Fokker tried to get away from me, but I got right up behind him, and blasted him with my machine guns and turned over and exploded. There was only one of the Fokkers left now, and he was trying to get away, but I flew up behind him, shot - bang, bang, bang - and he blew up too!

Interviewer: I should point out for the benefit of the viewers at home, that the Fokker was a type of German aircraft used in the war.

Polish Fighter Pilot: Yes..., but those fokkers were flying Messerschmitts!
Last edited by nicoyenny; Jan 22, 2013 at 10:15 AM.


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