Oct 06, 2012, 04:48 PM
I'd rather be Flying
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?

Still no eye deer
Oct 07, 2012, 06:58 AM
Vertical Arrival Specialist
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I wasn't game to continue on with that one - I've been warned a couple of times about being a Life Of Brian style 'very naughty boy' by the net nannies who run the show.
Oct 07, 2012, 05:19 PM
Duh
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Geez, I didn't expect someone from central America to get it, or this.
that's cause it's a really old Muppets joke.
Oct 07, 2012, 06:51 PM
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that's cause it's a really old Muppets joke.
Ouch, maybe its not time to get things started…
Oct 07, 2012, 08:34 PM
Night Flying
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that's cause it's a really old Muppets joke.
Did you grasp the stupidity of mine in the post you quoted?
Oct 07, 2012, 08:54 PM
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Sooo, two seals walk into club… Thud, Thud…
Oct 07, 2012, 09:47 PM
Night Flying
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One time, at band camp, we had to deliver the easter seals.
Oct 07, 2012, 09:52 PM
Don't look at me like that....
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One time, at band camp, we had to deliver the easter seals.
I thought they were born in the water.
Oct 07, 2012, 09:54 PM
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The other red meat?
Oct 07, 2012, 10:04 PM
Night Flying
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I thought they were born in the water.
Yes, but some required a sea section.
Oct 07, 2012, 11:18 PM
Duh
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Did you grasp the stupidity of mine in the post you quoted?
not at first, just thought you were having a hard time remembering the joke, then again my other nickname is DUH.............
Jason
Oct 09, 2012, 06:09 AM
Vertical Arrival Specialist
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A older couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us make love?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you make love - it seems perfectly normal.'

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, make love with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'Oh, we're not trying to find out anything.

She's married, so we can't go to her house.

I'm married, so we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98 for a room.

The Hilton charges $139 for a room.

We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays back $43 of it, leaving my net cost at only $7. Pretty good deal, I'd say' .
Oct 09, 2012, 02:26 PM
Danish? Don't U eat that??
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Sooo, two seals walk into club… Thud, Thud…
An extreme sports jock is racing across the arctic ice on a snowmobile. Suddenly it starts spilling all the engine oil out onto the ice, and he stops and gets off to assess the damage. Soon it is clear to him that he'll get no further without repairs that he has no parts for. He looks around and to his luck he sees an igloo not to far away. He walks to it and crawls inside to find two hardened eskimo hunters sitting aside the petroleum burner cooking dinner. He looks at them and then asks "I've just blown a seal - can you help me?"..........the eskimos nearly died laughing.......
Oct 09, 2012, 04:19 PM
EIEIEIO Classic is dway ta go!
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and he said "just fix the darn thing and leave my private life out it, alright pal"?

Wet Dream - Kip Addotta (5 min 5 sec)
Last edited by flyinwalenda; Oct 09, 2012 at 04:25 PM.
Oct 09, 2012, 05:53 PM
Foamies for life! #f3p
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Haha


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