A older couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us make love?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you make love - it seems perfectly normal.'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, make love with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'Oh, we're not trying to find out anything.
She's married, so we can't go to her house.
I'm married, so we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98 for a room.
The Hilton charges $139 for a room.
We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays back $43 of it, leaving my net cost at only $7. Pretty good deal, I'd say' .
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