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Old Oct 05, 2012, 07:19 AM
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Danish? Don't U eat that??
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Nice reverb......
Old Oct 05, 2012, 10:55 AM
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I think I'm inverted. Maybe.
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Old Oct 05, 2012, 09:36 PM
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hung on the wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?

Matt.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Phil.

And lastly an old MJ joke, how do you know when its bedtime at the Neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:30 AM
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Taking care of the pond.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hung on the wall?

Art.
What do you call his arms & legs nailed to the wall?

Pieces of Art.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:45 AM
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Taking care of the pond.
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs flying over a fence?

Homer!

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a BBQ grill?

Frank.

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs on a BBQ grill?

Patty.

What do you call two guy with no arms and no legs on a window sill.

Curt & Rod.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 06:44 AM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye deer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hiding under a pile of leaves?

Rustle.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 10:50 AM
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Hair Trimmer Victim "O"
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The Art of Adultery
By Les Peters

This concise manual contains all the tricks needed to cheat with you neighbor's wife, your friend's wife, even your boss's wife.
Never spend a night alone again after learning the tricks of the master.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 02:14 PM
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Don't look at me like that....
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A farmer had three daughters. They all had dates on evening. The doorbell rang and a young man said "Hi I'm Freddy, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti. " the farmer yelled "Betty , your dates here."

Soon another knock at the door. "Hi, I'm Moe, I'm Here to pick up Flo, we're going to the picture show"

Farmer " Flo, your dates here"

The final boy arrived and when the door was opened he said" Hi, I'm Chuck "

The farmer yelled " Ethel, Get my shotgun"......
Old Oct 06, 2012, 02:15 PM
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That cow joke was a drag.
What do you expect??? it's got no legs!
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:10 PM
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What do you get if you cross a rhinoceros and an elephant?




A rhinophant. Wait, that's not it. I always screw up the punch line.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:29 PM
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Duh
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that's what do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

ell if I know.............
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:30 PM
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Duh
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ta da dant
Old Oct 06, 2012, 03:57 PM
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Geez, I didn't expect someone from central America to get it, or this.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 05:40 PM
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What do you call a dog with no legs?





















Doesn't matter - he ain't gonna come anyway.
Old Oct 06, 2012, 05:42 PM
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what do you call a masturbating bull?




Beef Strokinoff


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