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Posted by Calcifer | Feb 18, 2018 @ 04:01 AM | 1,781 Views
The painting within a painting of the painter painting a painting of the painting painting the painter.....

All whilst being painted...

You know what I mean
Posted by Calcifer | Oct 16, 2017 @ 08:24 PM | 1,693 Views
was having issues with women...

I got to the lawyers door....


and ran...

I wonder why?
Posted by Calcifer | Oct 11, 2017 @ 08:25 AM | 1,521 Views

I wouldn't be turning my back on shoulders like that (nor broads)
Posted by Calcifer | Oct 02, 2017 @ 02:09 AM | 1,521 Views
An annoying song stuck in their head?

Proceed with caution.....

The Lion Sleeps (full version) (2 min 38 sec)

And... dont say I didn't warn you
Posted by Calcifer | Aug 24, 2017 @ 11:09 PM | 1,579 Views
He paid the $4.95

Would be good if heli sellers offered the same service
Posted by Calcifer | Aug 01, 2017 @ 11:00 AM | 2,202 Views
We humans... especially us smart ones.... can read stuff that is not written with the correct letters? Evidently, if the first letter and last letter in a word are correct.... our brains can decipher what the word is But, even this one with the wrong letter at the end of the word, or a number at the start... we can still read it easily, especially after the first read thru...

Pretty cool... If you can read this..... you are pretty smart....
Posted by Calcifer | Jul 29, 2017 @ 11:25 AM | 2,496 Views
Maybe I shouldn't have had breakfast first?

Raining Puke - Hand Glider's Rider (1 min 17 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Mar 16, 2017 @ 11:13 AM | 5,264 Views
Looks strangely familiar?

1933 Voli sperimentali aeroplano Stipa Caproni (2 min 7 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Mar 14, 2017 @ 09:20 AM | 5,158 Views
Posted by Calcifer | Mar 08, 2017 @ 06:44 AM | 4,736 Views
In a Lambo.... record breaker

Sit real close to your monitor.... feels like you are there

Lamborghini Huracán Performante record at the Nürburgring (7 min 14 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Feb 27, 2017 @ 06:43 PM | 4,882 Views
The Redshift ripping through trails in the Mammoth Mountains (0 min 48 sec)

Only trouble is......What will the old people be able to whine about now?

Usually they moan about the noise?

I suppose they can still complain about the dust and dirt bikes always running over baby harp seals and dolphins and stuff?
Posted by Calcifer | Feb 02, 2017 @ 06:54 AM | 5,294 Views
What not to do with expanding foam...

Aussie style

The do's and don'ts of expanding foam (2 min 56 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Jan 22, 2017 @ 06:55 AM | 5,302 Views
Especially if it is a round cargo type chute on a windy day

Russian Parachute Landing FAIL (2 min 11 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Jan 20, 2017 @ 05:37 AM | 5,381 Views
Yup.... this is a beauty

This is why Mechanic love to deal with Women... (4 min 49 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Jan 19, 2017 @ 06:10 AM | 5,729 Views
Now, only people who are non racist and who can forgive a lady from another country who finds it difficult to pronounce all words in English properly.... If you think you can ignore the accidental mispronunciation and not laugh your head off.... well, good on you.... coz I cant

Korean Clock Lady (2 min 24 sec)

Posted by Calcifer | Jan 16, 2017 @ 07:25 PM | 5,232 Views
This video, one of the grunts videoing it drops the F bomb a couple of times... as one would watching seven or eight hummers fall out of cargo planes onto the ground So please only download the video if no kids around and have the sound down.... I have only posted the link, I have not embedded in the thread.... so if you choose to open the link, which I thoroughly recommend.... it is a hoot ..... but that is up to you

Remember... turn sound down to begin with if anyone easily offended within earshot..... enjoy

Woops!! it embeds automatically.... I cant just place the link.... The naughty words aren't terrible... but if grandma is sitting nearby she might swallow her dentures ,,,, so, sound down

Edit: here is the youtube link.... you can either search youtube for epic fail raining Humvees or copy this link and remove the gap between the question mark and V... worth a look.... it is hysterical..... as the guys filming it found out v=TvJdw_s8qh4
Posted by Calcifer | Jan 13, 2017 @ 06:44 AM | 5,726 Views
These are just bad enough to be good !
Feel free to add your own....

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest doodle she had ever laid her hands on.

I said "You're pulling my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker...... Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine check-up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my backside!
Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect?

You're in a wheel chair."

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.

She said she would like to come back as a cow.

I said, "You're obviously not listening.... I said a DIFFERENT creature."

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I have been to the pawn shop to get all of her clothes back.

A mate of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache."

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4,000 ing Mooozlims have added me as a friend!

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway
Posted by Calcifer | Jan 13, 2017 @ 05:51 AM | 5,843 Views
A while back, I joined a geneology site, because I was doing a family tree... and I came across these writings by someone in my past.... I thought I would share it with y'all....

I am Jack Schitt

I am the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.LLC
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Much to her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and, because her children were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt- Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his bride, Pisa Schitt and their new born son Tuff.

So, now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them!

So.... as I said.....
I...Continue Reading
Posted by Calcifer | Jan 12, 2017 @ 02:43 AM | 5,422 Views
This is the official whinge and whine section where you can complain and stamp your feet.... whinge about what irritates you etc etc and the rest of us can say whether your whinining is whinge worthy or not....

So, you can treat this thread like the 'Dear whoever' section where you write into a tv channel or magazine and some know it all offers you dumb advice.... and if it is really funny, we will all laugh at you

Feel free to throw any friends (or ex friends) under the bus here... in the nicest possible way, naturally

So, fire away.... what bugs you? Doesn't have to be about RC.... prolly not a good idea to complain your thong is too tight or your high heels ruin the carpet in your car

I will start Today, I was following an idiot driver doing 72kph (44mph) in a 100kph (62mph) zone only one lane each direction, of course, and solid lines so you are not allowed to pass.... at the end of the 100kph single lane section, the road goes into 2 lanes each way at 80 kph.... anyway, as usual.... this moron goes from doing 72kph (44 mph) in a 100 (62mph) zone.... to doing 96kph (60mph) in an 80 kph (50mph) zone??

It really irritates me that people can't or wont do the speed limit if they think the road is too narrow/too windy or too anything else that makes them 'feel' unsafe..... but then they get to a nice 2 lane each way roadway that feels safer to go faster, so they go from snail to speeder?? Drives me nuts Makes me wish it was legal to have a Dillon mini gun on the hood