Most of my uncle's email is snarfing maudlin
then he sends a goodie...

A Montanan cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over
by a cop. The guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance
verification, and his concealed weapons permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a concealed weapons
permit. Are you carrying any weapons today?"

"Why Yes, I am."

"Okay, for my safety, tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 in my inside coat pocket.
There's a 9mm in the glove box and I've got a .22
derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" "Yeah, back in the trunk,
there's an AR15 and a 12-gauge shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."