Because I need to catch a bus. Any suggestions?
Last time I had to catch a bus because I needed to get to the airplane
Last time I had to catch a bus because I needed to get to the airplane
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The painting within a painting of the painter painting a painting of the painting painting the painter.....
All whilst being painted... 
You know what I mean
All whilst being painted...
You know what I mean
was having issues with women...
I got to the lawyers door....
turned...
and ran...
I wonder why?
I got to the lawyers door....
turned...
and ran...
I wonder why?
shoulders....
I wouldn't be turning my back on shoulders like that (nor broads)
I wouldn't be turning my back on shoulders like that (nor broads)
An annoying song stuck in their head?
Proceed with caution.....
And... dont say I didn't warn you
Proceed with caution.....
| The Lion Sleeps (full version) (2 min 38 sec) |
And... dont say I didn't warn you
He paid the $4.95
Would be good if heli sellers offered the same service
Would be good if heli sellers offered the same service
We humans... especially us smart ones.... can read stuff that is not written with the correct letters? Evidently, if the first letter and last letter in a word are correct.... our brains can decipher what the word is But, even this one with the wrong letter at the end of the word, or a number at the start... we can still read it easily, especially after the first read thru...
Pretty cool... If you can read this..... you are pretty smart....
But, even this one with the wrong letter at the end of the word, or a number at the start... we can still read it easily, especially after the first read thru... Pretty cool... If you can read this..... you are pretty smart....
From Hee Haw...
| TRIBUTE TO ARCHIE CAMPBELL That was back when TV was clean. Classic!!! we do it (5 min 19 sec) |
In a Lambo.... record breaker
Sit real close to your monitor.... feels like you are there
Sit real close to your monitor.... feels like you are there
| Lamborghini Huracán Performante record at the Nürburgring (7 min 14 sec) |
| The Redshift ripping through trails in the Mammoth Mountains (0 min 48 sec) |
Only trouble is......What will the old people be able to whine about now?
Usually they moan about the noise?
I suppose they can still complain about the dust and dirt bikes always running over baby harp seals and dolphins and stuff?
https://www.altamotors.co/#the-future-of-fast
What not to do with expanding foam...
Aussie style
Aussie style
| The do's and don'ts of expanding foam (2 min 56 sec) |
Especially if it is a round cargo type chute on a windy day 
| Russian Parachute Landing FAIL (2 min 11 sec) |
Now, only people who are non racist and who can forgive a lady from another country who finds it difficult to pronounce all words in English properly.... If you think you can ignore the accidental mispronunciation and not laugh your head off.... well, good on you.... coz I cant
| Korean Clock Lady (2 min 24 sec) |
This video, one of the grunts videoing it drops the F bomb a couple of times... as one would watching seven or eight hummers fall out of cargo planes onto the ground So please only download the video if no kids around and have the sound down.... I have only posted the link, I have not embedded in the thread.... so if you choose to open the link, which I thoroughly recommend.... it is a hoot ..... but that is up to you
Remember... turn sound down to begin with if anyone easily offended within earshot..... enjoy
Woops!! it embeds automatically.... I cant just place the link.... The naughty words aren't terrible... but if grandma is sitting nearby she might swallow her dentures ,,,, so, sound down
Edit: here is the youtube link.... you can either search youtube for epic fail raining Humvees or copy this link and remove the gap between the question mark and V... worth a look.... it is hysterical..... as the guys filming it found out
https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TvJdw_s8qh4
... as one would watching seven or eight hummers fall out of cargo planes onto the ground So please only download the video if no kids around and have the sound down.... I have only posted the link, I have not embedded in the thread.... so if you choose to open the link, which I thoroughly recommend.... it is a hoot ..... but that is up to you Remember... turn sound down to begin with if anyone easily offended within earshot..... enjoy
Woops!! it embeds automatically.... I cant just place the link.... The naughty words aren't terrible... but if grandma is sitting nearby she might swallow her dentures
,,,, so, sound down Edit: here is the youtube link.... you can either search youtube for epic fail raining Humvees or copy this link and remove the gap between the question mark and V... worth a look.... it is hysterical..... as the guys filming it found out
https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=TvJdw_s8qh4
These are just bad enough – to be good !
Feel free to add your own....
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest doodle she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker...... Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine check-up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my backside!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect?
You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening.... I said a DIFFERENT creature."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I have been to the pawn shop to get all of her clothes back.
A mate of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4,000ing Mooozlims have added me as a friend!
The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway
Feel free to add your own....
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest doodle she had ever laid her hands on.
I said "You're pulling my leg."
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!
At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker...... Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
Went for my routine check-up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my backside!
Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect?
You're in a wheel chair."
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
She said she would like to come back as a cow.
I said, "You're obviously not listening.... I said a DIFFERENT creature."
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.
So, I have been to the pawn shop to get all of her clothes back.
A mate of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache."
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!"
Next thing I know 4,000
ing Mooozlims have added me as a friend! The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan.
I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway
