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Old Feb 18, 2003, 05:06 PM
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Newspaper Clippings some old and some new...

Sorry I didn't have time to clean this up for you all!!


> > > Actually Taken From Newspapers:
> > >
> > >-----------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
> > > >8 YEARS OLD.
> > > >HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >FREE PUPPIES:
> > > >1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
> > > >1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >FREE PUPPIES...
> > > >PART GERMAN SHEPHERD,
> > > >PART STUPID DOG
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >GERMAN SHEPHERD
> > > >85 lbs. NEUTERED.
> > > >SPEAKS GERMAN.
> > > >FREE.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
> > > >LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
> > > >BEEN OUT AWHILE.
> > > >BETTER BE REWARD.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/make offer
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
> > > >ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
> > > >ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >NORDIC TRACK $300
> > > >HARDLY USED,
> > > >CALL CHUBBY
> > >
> > >-----------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -
> > > >"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >GEORGIA PEACHES
> > > >CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >NICE PARACHUTE:
> > > >NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
> > > >WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
> > > >STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
> > > >MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
> > > >FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
> > >
> > >------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >OPEN HOUSE
> > > >BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
> > > >FREE COFFEE &DONUTS
> > >
> > >-----------------------------------------------------------------
> > > >AND, of course the BEST for Last!
> > >
> > >************************************************* ****
> > > >FOR SALE BY OWNER
> > > >Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
> > > >45 volumes. Excellent condition.
> > > >$1,000.00 or best offer.
> > > >No longer needed.
> > > >Got married last weekend.
> > > >Wife knows everything.
> > >
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Old Feb 18, 2003, 05:27 PM
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lol Don,

and just to update everyone the encyclopedias have been sold.

as was my desktop PC.

she is however, letting me retain the laptop, cause she doesn't work with me and she says the women at my office are a bunch of dumb useless bimbos.


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