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Apr 29, 2011, 07:35 PM
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Lehi, Utah, United States
Joined Dec 2001
7,588 Posts
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Fair warning to meteorological dorks
The saying is "April showers bring May Flowers." Not "April showers bring May snow." There seemed to be some confusion on that point last year we will not put up with this year. Fair warning. |
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Apr 29, 2011, 07:46 PM
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Farmington UT
Joined Jun 2010
143 Posts
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this year it is...
"April snow birngs May snow, which in turn brings June flooding" yo's officially warned xD |
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Jul 21, 2011, 05:58 PM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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If Chuck Norris was a meteorologist, this would be his forecast EVERY day:
"Partly cloudy with a 100% chance of pain." |
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Jul 21, 2011, 11:24 PM
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Joined Jul 2011
12 Posts
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Quote:
If Chuck Norris was a weather man, he wouldn't forecast the weather, he'd just tell it what to do. Your Chuck Norris wears skirts and plays with dolls. Our Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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Jul 21, 2011, 11:59 PM
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USA, UT, American Fork
Joined May 2002
14,954 Posts
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Juan, wherever you come from, and wherever you are going, must be a nice place. You seem like an all right kind of fruit.
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Latest blog entry: Swith in battery chemistry for all my...
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Jul 28, 2011, 08:18 AM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
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Jun 12, 2012, 05:16 PM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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Q: Why did the blonde think the meteorologist's sunny forecast was wrong?
A: Because she drove through the car wash. Q: And why did everyone else think the forecast was wrong? A: Because it came from a meteorologist. |
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Jun 12, 2012, 05:29 PM
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USA, UT, American Fork
Joined May 2002
14,954 Posts
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Cliff!!!!!!!!!!! Your alive!
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Latest blog entry: Swith in battery chemistry for all my...
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Jun 12, 2012, 06:53 PM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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Yes, I took a quick break from meteorology school to say hi.
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Oct 15, 2012, 05:45 PM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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How to become an ex-meteorologist.
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Oct 15, 2012, 06:41 PM
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United States, UT, Lindon
Joined Jun 2012
19 Posts
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I chuckled lol
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Oct 15, 2012, 09:17 PM
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10-95
Joined Aug 2005
3,549 Posts
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Oct 16, 2012, 11:33 AM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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LOL, good one, Dan!
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Feb 10, 2013, 08:04 PM
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The Beautiful Mountains of Utah
Joined Oct 2006
6,200 Posts
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Forget about global warming -- in January I had to do some LIPO WARMING
KSL is reporting that January was the coldest month since 1949. I believe it. Although I normally keep my lipos in the garage, I had to move them into the house in January to get them warm enough to work. I had to do the same thing back in '49. 
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Feb 10, 2013, 09:10 PM
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10-95
Joined Aug 2005
3,549 Posts
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Rather the Hobby King ad's than the "Hubby King" ad's.
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