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Old Apr 20, 2010, 05:33 PM
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Caerful what you ask for, L Mn, since meteorologists are likely to give you the opposite of what you want.

Meteorologists are lot like greek gods. They're petty, manipulative, and deceitful. And they usually give mankind the opposite of what we want, just for the sake of entertaining themselves.
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Old Apr 21, 2010, 12:32 AM
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Honest meteorologist: "Today's forecast is sunny and a warm with a 99% chance that I'm wrong."
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Old May 24, 2010, 08:49 AM
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It's snowing. Isn't there someone responsible?
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Old May 24, 2010, 09:32 AM
Sink? Circling now to confirm.
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Al Gore, you lieing SO
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Old May 24, 2010, 09:40 AM
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Al Gore claimed he invented Global Warming. I wonder if we can sue him?
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Old May 24, 2010, 11:56 AM
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I'll bet Al Gore invented meteorology, too.
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Old May 24, 2010, 01:31 PM
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I just had a scary thought. What if Al Gore was right?
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Old May 24, 2010, 01:49 PM
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I just had a scary thought. What if Al Gore was right?

What if the earth is flat??????

If Al is right I would love it. But I want it 10 degrees warmer on average.
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Old May 24, 2010, 02:32 PM
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If he is right it won't be long till we have beach front property and the oceans will be covered with an oil slick.
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Old May 25, 2010, 04:48 PM
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Meteorologists are like voodoo witch doctors, except they stick pins in a map instead of a doll.
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Old May 25, 2010, 05:32 PM
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I get it. When they stick a pin in a map the corresponding area of the world gets bad weather or not so global warming or something along those lines.
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Old Jun 18, 2010, 08:54 PM
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Have any of you read "State of Fear"? It is a 2004 techno-thriller novel by Michael Crichton that puts "good-ol-Al" in his place of shame
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Old Aug 02, 2010, 06:34 PM
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I don't hate meteorologists all the time. I only hate them when they're predicting the weather.
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Old Aug 02, 2010, 06:56 PM
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Slight chance of...

There's a slight chance that some day I'll stop hating meteorologists. And I mean slight.
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Old Aug 02, 2010, 07:16 PM
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A meteorologist predicted that there would be rain at Chuck Norris's wedding. After a taking a single roundhouse kick to the head, the meteorologist woke up in the hospital and immediately changed the forecast to sunny.

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