Aug 23, 2007, 03:34 AM
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Joined Feb 2006
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Everyone here seems to be tossing in their pearls of wisdom, so here come mine:
Rule number I. Make sure you can bring the plane back and land it in you hand or, at least, at your feet, every time, before trying to get the kids/wife interested in the slope. If you don't, at first, they all set off down the slope after the plane - you don't have to ask them. At first they seem to enjoy it, but suddenly you find they lost interest AND NEVER GET IT BACK. IT WILL COME TO LIGHT (30 YEARS ON) THAT THEY HELD IT AGAINST YOU, for life, that you only took them along to RETRIEVE your TOY!
Rule Number 2: Sell all your planes now, whilst they are in good condition, current technology and worth something. If you are going to really enjoy the kids and your marriage, there is really very little time for anything else, if you plan on feeding them as well!
Rule number3: If you do insist on keeping up "the sport" - good on yer, mate -, make sure than you have a goodly supply of foamies and cheap radio stuff in the cupboard, so that the offspring/wife can learn to fly, without you getting all uptight about them flying/crashing/losing your precious crunchie...
NOTHING gets them bored quicker than you (me) hogging the trannie because the bloody plane's too difficult for them to fly or too expensive for them to crash!
Rule Number 4: Don't fly your plane when you are supposed to be showing them how to fly. This is a short road to disaster (two planes lost) along with offspring's interest. Leave your's in the car, or under the bush until the little dear's thumbs are falling off, or "their" foamy is totalled. Only then may you launch your treasure into the stratosphere and show them how its done.
Rule number 5: Never take the family (or any other) DOG to the slope. He will leave your planes alone, except for running back and forth barking like he was demented) but will, without fail, catch and return (partly mangled) your used-to-be best buddies priceless 5m. scale ship. If you tie him to a stake he will create enough noise for the animal protecion people to appear on mass and you to suddenly find all the other good-old-boys, whose planes and company you valued for so long, just evaporated and found another site they forgot to tell you about. When, after this experience, you decline to take him on your Sunday-morning-outing to the slope, you will be verbally assaulted by the entire tribe as being the most selfish person on earth. Poor dog! Poor YOU!
Rule number 6: Never EVER, LET ON HOW MUCH YOU SPENT (OR ARE SPENDING ON THIS HOBBY! Do not expect, or even less, demand HERSELF to tell her how much she spends on trinkets/useless clothes/tupperware/pressure cookers etc.
Thirty years on, you will be like me, trying to get back into this, seriously, but still without enough time! Don't worry, though, it will be worth it. I would not swap any one of my three kids, or 4 grandchildren for all the models planes in the world! Any offers for my w***????
Don't forget what my (late) grandfather told my (also late) father before they were wed: "Don't worry, the first 35 years are the worst!" I have survived 41 years of marriage now, and he was right!
Cheers,
Christopher
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