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Old Jul 05, 2005, 09:56 AM
INDORUS EXPARAMINTO
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Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing

Got this today from my buddy

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Court! house! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .. ."Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her butt off
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Old Jul 06, 2005, 06:35 PM
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I would not call it amazing...mabye intresting...and bias, but it was different.

About that martha stewart, how can someone have more money and be even more famounce once they get out of jail. And isn't it a shame that she is under house arrest...i mean she is stuck in a freeking manshionbfor gosh sake
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